It’s time for some more Caption Competition fun and this week’s subject is Mark Webber.
He’s recently signed a new deal to remain with Red Bull for 2013. But what’s on his mind here?
It’s over to you to see who can supply the funniest caption for this picture.
Share your comedy captions in the comments and a selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.
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OASE
4th August 2012, 10:05
“Urgh, smells like team spirit.”
SouthPawRacer (@southpawracer)
4th August 2012, 10:09
I think we have a winner already.
PieLighter (@pielighter)
4th August 2012, 10:09
Could this be a record? The first comment is the winner? :D
Cyclops_PL (@cyclops_pl)
4th August 2012, 11:46
Pure genius.
mrblackboa (@)
4th August 2012, 15:40
hahaha, lol
mixwell (@mixwell)
4th August 2012, 15:56
hahaha !
Knightmare (@knightmare)
7th August 2012, 16:41
+1
hahahahah xD
Harvs (@harvs)
4th August 2012, 10:11
To celebrate his new contract mark tries to impersonate at front of his RB8.
xeroxpt (@)
4th August 2012, 13:19
Not a caption- He seems to make that face everytime someone makes asks him something true that he doesnt like.
SouthPawRacer (@southpawracer)
4th August 2012, 10:13
“So ‘Rosebud’ was his sled?”
matthewf1 (@)
4th August 2012, 10:14
‘hmmm….not bad for a number two’
Younger Hamii (@younger-hamii)
4th August 2012, 10:14
Interviewer: So Mark, not bad for a number 2 driver eh?
Webber: erhhh…could’ve done better.
Cal
4th August 2012, 10:15
I wanted “Not bad for Number 2 driver” on my 2013 RB Helmet, but they denied my request!
Cal
4th August 2012, 10:16
lololol … as I posted, noticed the “number two” quotes above … and that’s not my caption btw! lol
Cal
4th August 2012, 10:18
“… this is how I want my 2013 car’s nose to look! … heck of an improvement eh mate!!!”
S.J.M (@sjm)
4th August 2012, 10:29
‘As he looked towards his retirement from F1, Mark Webber considered a second career in Gurning’
Eggry (@eggry)
4th August 2012, 10:30
“I should have signed with Ferrari…”
Paul Ogbeiwi (@)
5th August 2012, 9:53
loooool
S.J.M (@sjm)
4th August 2012, 10:32
On the advice of his team mate, Webber tried to obtain a few extra tenths by making his face slightly more aerodynamic.
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah)
4th August 2012, 10:49
Well Fernando I know what you’re thinking. “Did He finish 4th or 3rd?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is an RB8, the most aerodynamic F1 car in the world, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
BROOKSY007 (@brooksy007)
4th August 2012, 11:09
As a massive webber and clint eastwood fan–
I love it!! Pure classic and COTD!!
When I see a man chasing a woman (WDC) with a hard-on and a meat cleaver (ferrari) I don’t suspect he’s collecting for the red cross!!
CGrin
7th August 2012, 23:20
BEST — great comment! Webber and Eastwood share some good qualities, don’t they? Add “…and would blow your front wing clean off….” to your comment??
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
4th August 2012, 10:51
“And this year’s contender for the Archibald Prize is Mark Webber’s self portrait, entitled Thoughtful Sneeze.”
Saiesh (@saiesh)
4th August 2012, 11:15
I have that bitter taste Fernado always talks about.
Nick (@npf1)
4th August 2012, 11:19
“Bloody hell, I feel like I’m forgetting something. It has something to do with number two and my contract, but all I remember is winning 2 races to Sebs sole victory..”
Thinking Chimp
4th August 2012, 11:26
No matter how much I squeeze I can’t make my chin shrink, look…
electrolite (@electrolite)
4th August 2012, 11:27
Whilst negotiating another year with Red Bull for 2013, Webber also had to consider a surprise late offer from HRT.
the_sigman (@sigman1998)
4th August 2012, 11:38
Should I become a clown?
Stretch (@stretch)
4th August 2012, 11:47
Now I warn you ladies,
I can’t keep it in,
I was born with a stiff,
Stiff upper lip.
David Lincoln
4th August 2012, 12:19
I wonder if Fernando is faster than I am…..
RaNdoMz (@randomz)
4th August 2012, 12:21
Hmmmm that might be too gruesome a way of removing Helmut Marko from the equation
JB (@)
4th August 2012, 12:32
“I can´t believe I fell for it again…. I should´ve known better.”
robk23 (@robk23)
4th August 2012, 12:41
Webber debuts Bernie Ecclestone impression.
Jayfreese (@)
4th August 2012, 13:33
Double face Webber
Dane (@n0b0dy100)
4th August 2012, 13:59
How do I convince Seb to be my number 2 this year?
Maksutov (@maksutov)
4th August 2012, 14:01
*Disappointment from down under*
George Kennedy (@geopix)
4th August 2012, 14:20
Hmmm, new contract signed…..now, about that Vettel kid.
Bradley_Cornish93
4th August 2012, 14:40
“I still don’t know how we’re gonna break it to Seb that he’s no longer number one.”
Lothario
4th August 2012, 15:06
“Hmm… Red Bull, or Ferrari?”
George (@george)
4th August 2012, 15:07
Mark Webber contemplates the choice of Fernando Alonso or Sebastian Vettel as teammate.
Nigel Bates (@nigel1)
4th August 2012, 15:09
‘That damn finger’s got right up my nose.’
TED BELL
4th August 2012, 15:14
Hmmm…the Ferrari is so bloody ugly though……
Eddie (@wackyracer)
4th August 2012, 15:28
Vettel on radio: Guyysss do something im faster, we have to do something i can’t pass i cant! Please!!
Webber: *that face*
mrblackboa (@)
4th August 2012, 15:39
(Vettel sitting next to him.)
Mark Webber: “I think Baby Schumi his diaper needs changing”
davidnotcoulthard
4th August 2012, 16:17
“Now that I’ve made this face, I’ll get more salary…right?”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
4th August 2012, 16:23
Red Bull gives you ticks
Traverse Mark Senior (@)
4th August 2012, 16:28
Interviewer: So Mark, what is your view on the proliferation of Nuclear weapons and should the authorities allow ticket touts to operate out side of the Olympic village in order to fill empty seats?
Mark: Hmmm…
Traverse Mark Senior (@)
4th August 2012, 16:31
Interviewer: Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Mark: Hmmm…
Dan Thorn (@dan-thorn)
4th August 2012, 17:00
Mark thought he’d seen everything until he got caught on the end of a fishing hook
Juke
4th August 2012, 17:11
“We are testing our new facial recognition steering interface. This is a left turn while trail braking.”
Michael (@michaelf1)
4th August 2012, 17:42
See! The left side is my serious side to race and the other side is… well… I had a few beers last night and that poledancer… well… you can tell by my right side!
Alex Brown (@splittimes)
4th August 2012, 17:51
Christian Horner: Mark. Mark? Mark! Oh no, he’s thinking about his dogs again.
Gdon (@gdon)
4th August 2012, 18:12
FA : Now that’s how you put the shrimp on the barbie mate..
MW : But where does the kangaroo go?? Stay put?
sumedh
4th August 2012, 18:17
A month with no F1. Urgh..
Cryptowillem (@cryptowillem)
4th August 2012, 18:28
Mark Webber tries to calculate how many fourth place finishes he needs to win the championship.
richard911
4th August 2012, 18:38
If i push the green and the red button at the same time the exhaust gas gets out by the secret hole or was it the blue and the red button ?
icemangrins (@icemangrins)
4th August 2012, 18:41
One more year to pretend that I love this crook energy drink.. I can do this mate. Gotta pack a roadie !!
graham228221 (@graham228221)
4th August 2012, 18:54
Mark appreciated the gesture after a disappointing Hungarian Grand Prix, but unfortunately Seb’s Crocodile Dundee impression failed to lift team spirits.
Leggacy (@leggacy)
4th August 2012, 18:55
Webber in gurning flap scandal
AndrewT (@andrewt)
4th August 2012, 18:59
EYEBROWman and FINGERboy?! Oh, come on, I can take it on the CHIN!
Matt (@agentmulder)
4th August 2012, 19:14
“Hey Mark! Show us your Kimi impression!”
Dan8 (@dan8)
4th August 2012, 19:22
What poison would not appear on Seb’s autopsy report?
Ante Vetma (@avetma)
4th August 2012, 19:32
“Whooops… I wonder what would FIA’s Technical Working Group say about that.”
Twostrand
4th August 2012, 19:37
mmmmm, red bull , ferrari , red bull , ferrari , vettel , alonso , RED BULL !!!
David (@tweak)
4th August 2012, 19:45
“Saturday’s press conference was interrupted by smells of ‘blown exhaust’ “
Ann Idiot
4th August 2012, 19:57
*brrrrrt*
“Next question!”
StephenH
4th August 2012, 20:22
“Does anybody else have a bloody clue what’s going on with this Olympic Opening Ceremony ??”
verstappen (@verstappen)
4th August 2012, 20:36
Everything is gonna be allright, said Helmut. Now what’s bugging me then?
prelvu (@prelvu)
4th August 2012, 20:50
This was Vettels face after I passed him.
Milos Zivkovic (@iamaflyingfinn)
4th August 2012, 21:04
Vettel. Hes gone and taken my symmetrical nose again. Now i have Monza spec on the right, and Monaco on the left.
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
4th August 2012, 21:10
Tell us if you will, a little bit about your admiration for your teammate
Traverse Mark Senior (@)
4th August 2012, 22:00
What shall I have for my tea, KFC or Morley’s?…Hmmm
Traverse Mark Senior (@)
4th August 2012, 22:08
Interviewer: If Horner and a Kangaroo were trapped in a burning building, which would you save first?
Mark: Hmmm…That’s a toughie…
gogog
4th August 2012, 22:38
Hmmm,
As much as I love F1 Fanatic, Iam finding the intense overload of advertising a bit much.
Traverse Mark Senior (@)
4th August 2012, 22:44
That’s Cheeky. :P
gogog
4th August 2012, 22:58
I coundn`t resist :-).
.
this is my second attempt at this reply as I had to reload the page due to a massive BMW Olympic full page in your face advert appearing out of the blue and crippling my browser…..(4th try)
Pink Peril (@pink-peril)
4th August 2012, 22:47
Webber considers whether he should take on anti-wrinkle cream sponsorship instead of vitamins
gogog
4th August 2012, 23:11
Long term use of Red Bull drinks aint done me no harm….twitch….twitch
Rob Wilson (@rob-wilson)
4th August 2012, 23:12
Mark Webber is shown the overall medals ranking at the Olympic games.
AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner)
5th August 2012, 21:45
This should be the winner :)
Mad Eric (@mad-eric)
4th August 2012, 23:22
Should I really tell Seb what I think of him…. Naww!!
Sempai (@sempai)
4th August 2012, 23:42
Can I call a friend?
HK (@me4me)
4th August 2012, 23:51
Mark Webbers new fusion face:
Left: Good
Right: Evil
Guess he had mixed feelings about his latest race result :)
gogog
4th August 2012, 23:54
In the first pratice session of the annual Popeye competion Webber warms up before equiping He`s pipe.
PaulK (@paulk)
5th August 2012, 0:10
As Webber looks at the driver’s standings: “So what’s the chances I can get Piquet Jnr. as my team mate for a few rounds”.
alexskev (@alexskev)
5th August 2012, 0:31
ehhhh Whats up Doc??? (to Dr. Helmut Marko)
Traverse Mark Senior (@)
5th August 2012, 0:38
You actually made me Lol! Well done good Sir :-)
Infi24r (@infi24r)
5th August 2012, 3:13
“I wonder if they only pit me in Germany so I didn’t beat Seb”
Funkyf1 (@funkyf1)
5th August 2012, 6:35
Hhhmmm can’t decide Seb or Felipe?
James (@)
5th August 2012, 7:01
First they took my new wing away and I still one, so then they messed with my launch control for a whole season, now i find out Seb’s been able to adjust his ride height…& all this gruff from Emperor Palpatine – err, Herr Marko… Maybe number two to Alonso wouldn’t have been too bad. (He doesn’t wreck me when i pass him…)
James (@)
6th August 2012, 0:14
Wow, wish I could edit those typo’s! Really… “one” instead of “won”, lower case “i”. Musta been sleepy.
Nickpkr
5th August 2012, 12:14
Mark your clutch been fixed !
Dphect (@dphect)
5th August 2012, 14:07
Mark Webber checks his chin, questioning, “Do I have a cherry or a bum?”.
sunnymir (@sunnymir)
5th August 2012, 17:05
“Can’t tell if its’s a hole or a slot”
happie (@happie)
5th August 2012, 21:38
“Can’t remember, did I flush the toilet this morning ?”
-French humor-
mcewan7 (@mcewan7)
5th August 2012, 22:04
“Mmmm, Marmite or Vegamite…”
spankythewondermonkey (@spankythewondermonkey)
6th August 2012, 8:32
Vettel or Bieber?
dexterous (@dexterous)
6th August 2012, 11:34
“If Fernando comes to know i dated his girl it might just help me win the championship”