Caption Competition 39: Mark Webber special

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The last of our three Mark Webber Caption Competition specials brings us up to his last race weekend at Interlagos.

Webber has always been one of the most quotable drivers and in his final appearance at an FIA press conference it seemed he might be the only driver to quote as he arrived well before the others.

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100 comments on “Caption Competition 39: Mark Webber special”

  1. “And I thought I was the one leaving”

  2. I thought the car might break down so,I just decided to come nice and early

  3. “Hey look Seb, I stole your seat.”

  4. Quick, ask me anything before Seb comes!

  5. “Press conference” worked better than “Press KERS”…. ive left everyone in my dust

    1. not bad :)

    2. Love it, really made me laugh :)

  6. Let me see if I got it right, mate. Once I push this button up here I’m automatically whisked away from Formula 1?

  7. “We will take questions from the media now”
    “So Mark, why cant you make it to the first corner this quickly?”

  8. Mark: “So.. Bahrain?”

  9. Mark Webber gets his first win of the season, turning up 1st to the press conference.

  10. Oops I forgot to remove the latex me again (Cf Gaston Lagaff for those who know)

  11. How do you mean “Multi-strategy”?

  12. The Official FIA FORMULA 1™ press conference playset – in stores now for Christmas!

    (Note: The Mark Webber™ action figure has been discontinued)

  13. LATG (@lotus-grosjean)
    30th November 2013, 15:58

    “So how did you prepare for this and your last weekend?”
    “I asked the Renault guys to swap engine with Grosjean.”

    1. hahaha thats great

  14. Is this Formula One Racing desk faster then my RB?

  15. Journalists were confused by the Mark Webber cardboard at the Press Conference last thursday…

    1. @ fer-no65 HAHAHAA KILLED ME

    2. awsome… winner…

    3. Winner winner chicken dinner!

  16. Hey Mate, Whatever I am gonna say now, please edit that ;)

  17. Red-Bull throw a ‘mark webber team appreciation party’

  18. Mark : see… even crofty not arrive yet

  19. “Not bad for a number two fart”

  20. Press:”Mark, what car could bring you back to F1?”

  21. And here’s what you could have won…………..

  22. I may not be able to beat Seb on track, but I always beat him to the press conference

  23. 7 days after the Brazilian Grand Prix has finished, Mark Webber was having trouble letting go of F1.

  24. I was gonna do my last year at Williams like all the others, but I thought Felipe needed it more…

  25. At the press conference for the 6 most charismatic F1 drivers.

    1. A thing of beauty.

    2. If this doesn’t win I will riot be very upset.

  26. Caption competition overload

  27. OmarR-Pepper (@)
    30th November 2013, 17:07

    Isn’t this the Pension Office?

  28. Multi 21 at last!

  29. “Looks Like I’ve got off the line quickly this time before the others . Right’a “

  30. “Mark, it appears that Sebastian, Fernando, Lewis, Kimi, and Nico have been reported missing…what do you think your chances are for the title?”

    “Not bad for a No. 2 driver.”

  31. “I make everyone disappear.”

  32. SaturnVF1 (@doublestuffpenguin)
    30th November 2013, 17:46

    “No support, as usual.”

  33. Surprise F1 Retirement Party: Mark Webber, pictured only a few moments before all 21 other drivers jump out from behind the back board in complete crocodile onesies with cork hats on and each holding 2 cans of alcoholic beverages known as fosters, Marks only comments were “fosters? Good call!”

    1. Loooooooooooooool

    2. “fosters? Good call!”

      Said no one ever. XD

  34. “Mark, the season is over, you can go home, you know…”

  35. Surely, I can’t be the only one leaving this year …

  36. Drivers were relieved to hear that FIA decided to put a picture of Mark in the press room to help them with his painful absence.

  37. Bernie had a plan to be cryogenically frozen so he could rule F1 for the next 100 years. Unfortunately the aiming of the scientists was slightly off…

  38. Not bad for a number 2 press conference.

  39. – stay under there! Someone’s coming… No, no! Please continue! …. Oh now he wants to take a picture. Continue! I just smile…

  40. Webber takes his usual place in the front row, but as soon as the press conference started, he’d find he had five other drivers in front of him.

  41. 45 minutes after the meeting ended, the remaining journalists started to doubt that Mark is ready to leave F1.

  42. Billy Nomates

  43. Not bad fora number two driver hmm make that three and out.

  44. “I know you’re not going to believe me but I couldn’t tell you what happened to the others, no idea mate, now lets go racing already!”

  45. “Okay Mark, Seb won’t hand you a win but loooook….you can pretend you won by sitting in the middle…see” – Horner

  46. MW: “Rather than explain why I’m leaving, I thought I would just show everyone what front and rear wings Adrian was going to fit me with next year….what would YOU do?”

  47. “Just thought I’d show everyone the Porch I’ll be driving next year.”

  48. ‘come on it dont smell that bad’

  49. Mark: “..and im going to make the best start possible”
    Interviewer: ” the race has finished already and everyone has gone home!”

  50. Mate let’s get over with this mate.

  51. Journo: “what are you doing, Mark?”

    Mark: “I’m just waiting for a mate….”

  52. Mark Webber shows his superiority as the tallest driver in F1.

  53. It’s a miracle that I was the only one whose car didn’t break down. A win is still a win though.

  54. “Mr webber? we are closing the circuit now..”

  55. Jack (@jackisthestig)
    1st December 2013, 7:12

    Everyone else ducked under the table when they saw that loose ceiling tile!

  56. Seb told me there was going to be a party….

  57. Wait, what do you mean the race is about to start… hey, who changed the time on my watch… Sebastian!

  58. This is the only time I’ve won a race all year.

  59. The ‘ speak your heart ‘ suit for f1 drivers debuting next season ;)

  60. While Mark hasn’t been regarded as the fastest driver, the rumour in the paddock is that he is a real speed demon in the race to the press conference.

  61. “Why does it always feel like they only question me? .. oh, wait”

  62. “Seb told me that the retirement party was here…”

  63. Mark, you know that the rest of drivers are on the track?

  64. Clutch goes in and the clutch goes out, clutch goes in and you shake it all about…

  65. Stone me Mark! That was a RIPPER!!!

  66. Really looking forward to the sports cars next year. They still use the old style desks with the low sides where the fans will still be able to see proper glass slams.

  67. “Now I can say I was at the frone in 2013!”

  68. Im the champion of the conference!

  69. What d’ya mean, we’re not doing a press conference, cobber ?

  70. “I haven’t showered since Austin”.

  71. Smiling through gritted teeth Webber despised his Vettel seat warming duties

  72. Team RBR standing behind Mark Webber in support of their #2 driver

  73. Christopher Fonseka
    2nd December 2013, 2:01


  74. It is not I who have left F1 – it is F1 that has left me.

  75. Just to wrap it up on my slow starts… What do you mean everyone’s left for their strategy meetings?

  76. “Mark, no one’s here and the room is not ready. What are you ding here”?
    “Warming myself up for the upcoming Lemans Media interest/frenzy”

  77. Bad start – again?

  78. Kenny Ryekonen
    2nd December 2013, 11:19

    ‘Finally, Season’s over… now who wants the real interview?’

  79. Where are the rest of the guys Mark ? Multi 21….

  80. I love the photoshop!

  81. “My trainer recommends I get to press conferences first. He says it boosts me mentally regarding my first corner woes”

  82. Marko told me this is how the 2014 car is going to look and that’s why I’m leaving.

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