Caption Competition 49: Hamilton and Alonso

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26th April 2014, 11:0025th April 2014, 12:32 | Written by Keith Collantine

What did Lewis Hamilton have to say to Fernando Alonso on the podium at the Chinese Grand Prix?

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169 comments on “Caption Competition 49: Hamilton and Alonso”

zoom (@zoomracing)
26th April 2014, 11:01

Hamilton: Did you see Vettel?.
Alonso: Who?.
Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
26th April 2014, 11:03

“…then I said to Seb, that is what dominance feels like!”
Craig Woollard (@craig-o)
26th April 2014, 11:03

LH: Hey Nando! Your car may be a cleaning device but you do realise Mercedes are on for a clean sweep!

FA: …
Monish
26th April 2014, 11:03

Lewis : How do you suppress your teamates? I want to do the same to Nico
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
26th April 2014, 11:04

Alonso: “Vettel had a new mechanic for today”
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
26th April 2014, 11:04

Hamilton: “will you STOP looking at my girlfriend with that face, please?”
PhilEReid (@philereid)
26th April 2014, 11:07

Hamilton: ” Fernando, hey, umm, I don’t want to alarm you but, you seem to have a black tape worm protruding from your stomach”.
1. Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
  26th April 2014, 11:08
  
  lol!
2. Traverse (@)
  26th April 2014, 22:29
  
  That is actually his intestines, for you see…Fernando is a robot!
Black_Ant
26th April 2014, 11:07

You wanna try singing crazy frog?
Paul lovell
26th April 2014, 11:16

And i said to Nico “did you notice something on the back of my car”
1. Jason (@jason12)
  26th April 2014, 13:49
  
  :D
2. Daniel Matias (@daniel17matias)
  4th May 2014, 13:36
  
  Good one
Osvaldas31 (@osvaldas31)
26th April 2014, 11:17

Lewis: “I heard a rumor, Kimi and Nico are joining their forces in a bar this night.”
hunocsi (@hunocsi)
26th April 2014, 11:17

Are you taking the Pirelli cap as well? I thought we can only keep these mics.
Chris (@tophercheese21)
26th April 2014, 11:20

Lewis: “When’s your next shipment of Teammatium Oblitoratus coming in? I’m almost dry… Man.”
Trayambak Chakravarty (@major-dev)
26th April 2014, 11:23

LH: “That was a good race, huh?”
FA: “Yes.”
karter22 (@karter22)
26th April 2014, 11:24

Damn, it feels nice having you up here and not Seb!
TommyB (@tommyb89)
26th April 2014, 11:25

What did Lewis Hamilton have to say to Fernando Alonso on the podium at the Chinese Grand Prix?

Prix.

What? That’s what it says.
1. Hollis Krause (@ugncreative-usergname)
  26th April 2014, 18:28
  
  I know it doesn’t work as a caption, but this deserves a comment saying how funny it is. So here.
2. Keith Campbell (@keithedin)
  27th April 2014, 11:21
  
  All it needs is a speech bubble.
Chad W
26th April 2014, 11:26

So then I said “switch Massa’s wheels around, It’ll be hilarious”!
Broom (@)
26th April 2014, 11:26

LH: Do you remember how much fun 2007 was?
1. Iestyn Davies (@fastiesty)
  26th April 2014, 14:01
  
  “Swap deal with Nico?”
Eggry (@eggry)
26th April 2014, 11:34

“I can tell Toto you are the best replacement of Nico.”
Nick (@nick-uk)
26th April 2014, 11:36

Lewis: “And then I said to Sebastian, Monster gives you wins”
1. Nick (@nick-uk)
  26th April 2014, 11:37
  
  Saying that, I’m not sure now, are Monster still a sponser of Mercedes?
  1. DaveD (@daved)
    26th April 2014, 14:53
    
    I still see the Monster claw marks on both drivers helmets, so I assume they are.
Dan_the_McLaren_fan (@dan_the_mclaren_fan)
26th April 2014, 11:36

“I’ve been told that you are the man to talk to if I want to buy an expensive vacuum cleaner”.
1. Quinn (@quinnolabar)
  26th April 2014, 13:48
  
  Lol
alex
26th April 2014, 11:37

LH: Fernando, your eyes are so dreamy, you make me wanna open my DRS on corners…
FA: Stop itttttt, he heee
Little_M_Lo (@pezlo2013)
26th April 2014, 11:48

Romantic Dinner at McDonalds tonight?
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
26th April 2014, 11:58

LH: do you wanna having kids? FA: why? LH: so I can be even faster than you!
RV (@zenren)
26th April 2014, 12:05

They took away my Pirelli cap to give to the winner of F1fanatic’s prediction competition!
Metal (@metalsonic7)
26th April 2014, 12:13

Hamilton: “…so then I say to them, “I never expected to be the #1 in the team!”
Aqib (@aqibqadeer)
26th April 2014, 12:13

“You are not hiring Ross Brawn are you??”
Toxic
26th April 2014, 12:17

LH: “And then they say, same cars and both have equal treatment”
FA: “Know what you mean, we have the same thing at Ferrari”
1. TribalTalker (@tribaltalker)
  26th April 2014, 18:37
  
  ++ Excellent!
2. manatcna (@manatcna)
  28th April 2014, 0:36
  
  Brilliant!!!
Robbie (@robbie)
26th April 2014, 12:21

“Hey man, we’ve got mics…whatta ya say we bust a rhyme?”
1. Robbie (@robbie)
  26th April 2014, 13:33
  
  FA: ok you start.
  LH: ok…Liegate, Tiregate…
  FA: Spygate, Crashgate…
  LH: Save weight
  FA: Luca hates
  LH: Honda waits
  FA: Bernie takes
  LH: Dennis a flake
  FA: Sensors mistake
  LH: Eff Drake
  1. Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
    26th April 2014, 13:38
    
    @robbie
    “We didn’t start the fire
    It was always burning
    Since the wheels’s been turning”
    1. Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
      26th April 2014, 13:39
      
      I thought it read very like the Billy Joel song!
      1. Robbie (@robbie)
        26th April 2014, 13:53
        
        @vettel1 Lol…now that you mention it…
      2. DaveD (@daved)
        26th April 2014, 14:56
        
        @robbie @vettel1 Max is right! It does read like “We didn’t start the fire”! Can’t believe I didn’t pick up on that! :)
  2. spoutnik (@spoutnik)
    26th April 2014, 14:01
    
    @robbie
    Very good mate
    Everybody shake
    Contest at stake
    Yours’ a good bait
    1. Robbie (@robbie)
      26th April 2014, 14:03
      
      Lol
  3. Corrado (@)
    26th April 2014, 16:02
    
    +1
Theo Parkinson (@theo-hrp)
26th April 2014, 12:28

LH: Fernando, what are you looking at?
FA: Sebastian finishing the race.
1. Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
  26th April 2014, 12:40
  
  +1
2. chris (@)
  26th April 2014, 14:41
  
  +1
3. Corrado (@)
  26th April 2014, 16:01
  
  +1
4. Kodongo (@kodongo)
  26th April 2014, 17:08
  
  I think we may have found our winner!
5. Rally Man (@rally-man)
  26th April 2014, 21:01
  
  LOL!
6. Keith Campbell (@keithedin)
  27th April 2014, 11:20
  
  Good one ;)
7. zicasso (@zicasso)
  27th April 2014, 20:42
  
  Winner! lol
Robbie (@robbie)
26th April 2014, 12:40

Easy to read LH’s lips as he whispers right into FA’s ear…”Hee hee…PRIX…I still think it’s funny pronouncing it wrong.”
Fosr Mortin (@fosrone)
26th April 2014, 12:47

lewis: toto told me he wants you as my teammate next year
fernando: say what?
1. chris (@)
  26th April 2014, 14:43
  
  +1 probably accurate :)
Breno (@austus)
26th April 2014, 13:03

Manufacturers are the best, arent they?
Oni (@oni)
26th April 2014, 13:11

LH: So, except for Lotus, it seems cars without codpieces are the way to go this year…
Daniel McCarthy
26th April 2014, 13:11

LH: Hired a new team principle with no racing experience huh?

FA: Err yeah…

LH: Better make the most of this podium then bro!
Michael
26th April 2014, 13:15

Hamilton: “Have you seen Roscoe?”
Alonso: “Yes, he was being served at the local restaurant yesterday”
Hamilton: “Really? What was he eating?”
Alonso: …
1. Keith Campbell (@keithedin)
  27th April 2014, 11:23
  
  Ha, if only it was in Korea ;)
Scalextric (@scalextric)
26th April 2014, 13:18

Right, so you quit Ferrari for McLaren then Seb will get stuck in Maranello.
sherman
26th April 2014, 13:19

And then he said, “Tough luck”.
Chris Vye
26th April 2014, 13:25

So anyway… as I was saying Fernando… I said to Sebastian, don’t know about wings… Reb Bull gives me wind…. should be piping that to the turbo on the straights… ahahahha
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
26th April 2014, 13:43

Hamilton’s cap draws inspiration from the Auto Union Type C.
Tifoso1989 (@tifoso1989)
26th April 2014, 13:47

LH : Why Nico is so childish out here ?
FA : He doesn’t have our caps.
Kim Philby (@philby)
26th April 2014, 13:49

LH: At last a worthy competitor along side me on the podium…
FA: ditto…
OmarR-Pepper (@)
26th April 2014, 13:50

“If you keep friends with me I’ll convince Toto to get you in and Nico out”
Matthew Abbott
26th April 2014, 13:55

LH: How long you reckon I can keep dominating Nico before he delays me at the pits?
1. ecefrm
  28th April 2014, 12:34
  
  FA: Depends on what you mean with dominating. If you mean Nico winning in Malaysia, Monaco and Nürburgring, while you win in Montreal and Indianapolis, then I guess that he will delay you in the pits by Hungary if you do not respect the agreements on alternating higher fuel load for each race.
ruliemaulana (@ruliemaulana)
26th April 2014, 13:58

…and Wolff said if you keep bashing Ferrari you can have Nico seat next year
Robbie (@robbie)
26th April 2014, 14:00

LH: So much for capping costs…mine’s unique and you’ve got two!
1. Rooney (@rojov123)
  26th April 2014, 14:28
  
  That was a brilliant caption. LOVE IT!!
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah)
26th April 2014, 14:21

Fernando makes his leanings towards Mercedes very clear after another 1-2 by Mercedes in China .
Hamilfan (@hamilfan)
26th April 2014, 14:23

LH : Feels like ’07 again , man !
Rooney (@rojov123)
26th April 2014, 14:27

Ham “Just keep smiling for the cameras and listen. Don’t you ever dare to squeeze your way into my team.”
AlonsoStig (@stigf1l)
26th April 2014, 14:29

FA: So… that’s what i need to do to take Nico out of the team
Martin Solis
26th April 2014, 14:37

You realise our team mates are throwing darts at our faces right now, right?
David BR2
26th April 2014, 14:48

LH: Hey Fernando, did you hear that Renault modeled this year’s engine on an ice-cream churner in honour of Kimi?
FA: [frozen smile into the distance as realization dawns]
joolsy (@joolsy)
26th April 2014, 14:52

HAM:Hey Nando how about a swop , a Merc engine for a night with your girlfriend?
ALO: Sure you wouldn’t prefer another race director i hear Stefano is free!
Gridlock (@gridlock)
26th April 2014, 14:53

Lewis: “OK, on 3, point at Ron and wave”
1. DaveD (@daved)
  26th April 2014, 14:58
  
  LOL!!! Great one!
2. Chris (@tophercheese21)
  26th April 2014, 16:53
  
  ^^WINNER RIGHT HERE^^
3. jasone
  26th April 2014, 18:16
  
  +1
4. Force Maikel (@force-maikel)
  26th April 2014, 21:28
  
  Love this one, winner!
5. imarlab (@imarlab)
  28th April 2014, 18:19
  
  Just great! +1
Jack (@jackisthestig)
26th April 2014, 14:54

“… she doesn’t even like Herbal Essances, we just use it to wash the dog!”
1. WilliamB (@william-brierty)
  26th April 2014, 20:59
  
  @jackisthestig – Game, set and match dear chap…
Porschephile
26th April 2014, 15:07

“…And then they said, ‘Daniel is faster than you’!!”
Lotus-Grosjean
26th April 2014, 15:30

LH: What brought you here?
FA: Maybe the polluted air helped Ferrari engine work more efficiently.
Lotus-Grosjean
26th April 2014, 15:33

LH: What brought you here?
FA: These horses that Chinese guy gave us.
http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2014/04/17/2014-chinese-grand-prix-build-pictures/gp-cina-f12014-5/
Ben Grimes (@superbenji88)
26th April 2014, 15:34

“Vettel had to let Ricciardo through. Again.”
DMC (@dmc)
26th April 2014, 15:42

LH. No your the fastest.
FA. No your the fastest
LH. No your the fastest
FA. No your…………
1. Keith Campbell (@keithedin)
  27th April 2014, 11:28
  
  +1 ;)
JCost (@jcost)
26th April 2014, 15:55

“Nico is a good pupil, are you happy with your apprentice at Ferrari?”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
26th April 2014, 15:56

Ham: “If you like I can tow you next time..”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
26th April 2014, 15:59

Ham: It’s spelled M e r c e d e s, but I don’t have the phone no with me right now”
Corrado (@)
26th April 2014, 16:05

LH: “Am I the best or what ?”
FA: “hihihihihihhiiii !”
Veldaar (@veldaarf1)
26th April 2014, 16:05

LH: “And then Christian told Seb to let Daniel through!”
FA:”I feel SO sorry for him…”
David Not Coulthard (@davidnotcoulthard)
26th April 2014, 16:15

A Merc is faster than a Fi4t.
D Winn
26th April 2014, 16:18

Do you think you can get me a big discount from Mattiacci ?
Yayra A (@xdugu19)
26th April 2014, 16:21

LH: Alonso, pose for the cameras hip hop style
FA: Lean back, lean back
michaeldobson13 (@michaeldobson13)
26th April 2014, 16:23

LH: Well done on winning the B-Category
Anirudh
26th April 2014, 16:27

How would you feel if Kimi had a radio ” Fernando is faster than you “
GB (@bgp001ruled)
26th April 2014, 16:58

– My Merc might be a good car!
– I hate you!
trotter
26th April 2014, 17:21

Alonso: Look at the curves on that beauty, oh la la.
Hamiltion: Dude, don’t stare like that at my car, she’s shy.
F12345
26th April 2014, 17:24

Lewis- So shall we drive for Ron next year?
Fernando- have you seen how slow they are?
Atticus (@atticus-2)
26th April 2014, 17:31

I don’t have a clue what he said, but it was really really good to see Fernando genuinely smiling again both here and on a shot in a review gallery of Formula1.com. It is very telling that this had to be pointed out.
Funfun
26th April 2014, 17:45

LH; Hey i think i saw u before.. like in year 2007.. anyway im Lewis. Whats your name?
FA; Oh ya? Really? :) Im Fernando. Nice to know u.
shyguy
26th April 2014, 17:54

LH; Nando, while i still around you should just forget about your WC dream this year.. lol..
FA; Lol.. Really?? Did you forgot to wear your underwear?
Kev
26th April 2014, 18:12

Apparently Seb cant cope with a loose rear, I’m not sure whether they are talking about the RB10 or just the chinese food?
hzh (@hzh00)
26th April 2014, 18:15

Is that Kimi in the crowds who’s giving me that “I will show you what I can do” look? This is weird, I am used only to Felipe’s.
Gary Miereanu
26th April 2014, 18:47

So I guess we’re not catching a Clippers game anytime soon.
R.J. O'Connell (@rjoconnell)
26th April 2014, 18:50

“Lewis, I’m not too sure about this sloped floor they installed here on the podium.”
dumb_man (@dumb_man)
26th April 2014, 18:50

Im going to lap you at Barcelona.
Mike
26th April 2014, 18:58

I don’t hear the crowd booing us, do you?
Ricardo Marquina
26th April 2014, 19:19

Where is Checo? is my partner on the podium
RRRacer007 (@rrracer007)
26th April 2014, 19:19

Wait… If you finished third and I finished first, where’s the guy that finished second?
tezza (@terro55)
26th April 2014, 19:22

LH: You smell that fernando that’s the smell of victory
FA: No lewis that’s the smell of my fart
Mariano (@mariano)
26th April 2014, 19:27

LH: No more number 1 finger from Seb, isn’t that sweet?
RRRacer007 (@rrracer007)
26th April 2014, 19:33

LH: Somebody waved the chequered flag a lap too early.
FA: Yeh, he’s still down there waving it.
Gavin McAspurn (@gavmac)
26th April 2014, 20:13

LH: I told Nico it was Double points for Second this weekend…
Jonny Edwards (@racectrl)
26th April 2014, 20:28

LH: Do you think I’m a better driver than Rosberg or Rosberg is a worse driver than me?
FA: Yes
Chad (@chaddy)
26th April 2014, 20:29

“… and then, and then!, he said ‘tough luck’ and started crying…”
Mathers (@mathers)
26th April 2014, 20:56

As Hamilton gazes longingly at true love Alonso, it soon becomes clear Fernando has his eyes on someone elsewhere
Tim (@grez76)
26th April 2014, 20:58

Lewis: “You know those gremlins you’ve been putting in Kimi’s car.”
Fernando: “No…”
Lewis: “You put one in my car Saturday morning, didn’t you?”
Fernando “No…”
Lewis: “Well I put it in Nico’s car.”
Fernando: (Mutley snicker)
raptor22
26th April 2014, 21:10

Hamilton:” Whats that Manuel?”

Alonso: por favour mEester Hami, I learn my Eenglish in a book”
Gigantor (@kbdavies)
26th April 2014, 21:11

That Rosberg does not take being beaten very well….does he? Remember how you took it?
Thomas Smith
26th April 2014, 21:22

“How did your set fitting at Mclaren go?”
1. Thomas Smith
  26th April 2014, 21:22
  
  *seat
  
  …
ruliemaulana (@ruliemaulana)
26th April 2014, 21:26

…and she said she gonna do it again if I win. Come on man, don’t look her on the eye…
Chad (@chaddy)
26th April 2014, 21:52

“But then again, you, Nico, and Seb all know how tough it is to be routinely beaten by your teammate.”
“I’m smiling but I’m going to slap you later for that.”
1. ecefrm
  28th April 2014, 12:23
  
  Fernando: You should know better than me! Button scored 43 points more than you in 2011. You and I scored the same points in 2007!
uan (@uan)
26th April 2014, 22:10

Ham: My mic’s naturally bigger than yours.
Chris
26th April 2014, 22:19

So,…Luca says you are driving taxis now?….Can I get a ride later?
Traverse (@)
26th April 2014, 22:32

Hamilton: “I love coming 1st!”
Alonso: “That must be why Nicole left you.”
1. Traverse (@)
  26th April 2014, 22:35
  
  A little birdie just told me that they’re back together, so my caption is redundant.
Traverse (@)
26th April 2014, 22:47

Hamilton: “There’s no need to hold on to your watch so tightly, I’m not going to steal it. Imma good gangsta!”
Todd (@braketurnaccelerate)
26th April 2014, 22:52

“Psst… This will be two since ’07. How are you doing?”
Servisinho (@serv)
26th April 2014, 23:00

Alonso: Just gonna tell you before Brundle does, there’s a huge sweat patch around your midriff
Servisinho (@serv)
26th April 2014, 23:05

Alonso: “Dasha is 24. How old is that Pussycat Doll?”
L. Martins (@xusso)
26th April 2014, 23:29

Come closer, love your aftershave!
nidzovski
27th April 2014, 0:11

Lewis: How do you like my new haircut?
Alonso: Never, I mean never take off your hat man!
anakincarlos (@anakincarlos)
27th April 2014, 0:53

Did you hear who the newest two time world champion is ?
money (@carlos-danger)
27th April 2014, 1:47

LH: Do people also call you a “gansta” for wearing a flat brim hat.
mike-e (@mike-e)
27th April 2014, 3:33

so, claire williams……. would you?
1. ObedSPS (@obedsps)
  27th April 2014, 6:47
  
  good one
  Claire is hot
ObedSPS (@obedsps)
27th April 2014, 6:47

Ham: Hey m8, u beating that jack iceman
Alo: Yeeeh …
Denni
27th April 2014, 9:51

Hey Nando! Would you like to have a go in my car?
Timothy Schmalenberg
27th April 2014, 9:57

(Moments earlier)
Lewis: hey Fernando.
Fernando: hay my eyes are up here buddy, we don’t want the crowd to know…
usukpam
27th April 2014, 10:54

LH: Toto told me Honda has copied our engine and power train, so you go for Ron Denis.
FA: really! Then i need your straight line speed to catch Ron now.
Sujeeth (@sjct83)
27th April 2014, 13:59

LH: So what did the boss say??
FA: You are still not the best cabbie around…..
Rahul Kapoor
27th April 2014, 19:18

Hamilton: are you guys really that slow?
zicasso (@zicasso)
27th April 2014, 20:43

LH: Does she have any friends?
apexor
27th April 2014, 21:13

Lewie: Do you like my diamond earrings?

Fernando: Yeah. They are shiny, makes you go faster, make you win more and probably it is easier
to pick up chicks.
Andrew Atwood
27th April 2014, 22:41

Lewis to Alonso. “Hey, Did you see Sebastian at all today?”
Jorge E. Ravelo
28th April 2014, 1:32

Nando, if you let me I’ll recommend you to Ron Dennis for the 2015 McLaren Honda.
kelly
28th April 2014, 3:36

how come there are more ferrari flags out there in the grand stand?
Callum
28th April 2014, 10:53

First to 3, wins
Vazriel89
28th April 2014, 14:05

LH: I understand now what its like having these wannabes as teammates.
FA: Pests.
drmrs
28th April 2014, 17:23

Using chop sticks to clean-out your ears didn’t go over well with the Chinese. drmrs 4/28/2014
Rupert Richardson
28th April 2014, 17:54

[Alonso to Hamilton]Ummm… Don’t you think that your engine would be even better with a Prancing Horse on it?? Then I could borrow it…
Rupert Richardson
28th April 2014, 17:55

I’m not sure WHAT Alonso is trying to record with that microphone…
carlos martel (@cjmartel)
28th April 2014, 23:31

Fa: Massa is angry at me again
Lh: really
Pink Peril
29th April 2014, 6:20

LH: So she said if I won three in a row she’d consider a little something to spice things up. You interested?
FA: Go ahead, I’m listening…
David
15th June 2014, 16:30

Hey Alonso…remember when I told you to get down of the horse? Still on time to replace it for or star.Don’t you think?

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