Ferrari duo Sebastian Vettel and Kimi Raikkonen have got plenty to talk about: the pair have had very different seasons so far in their first year as team mates.
What’s being said in the picture above? That’s for you to decide in this week’s Caption Competition.
Post your funniest suggestion in the comments below and a selection of the best will feature in a future edition of the F1 Fanatic Round-up.
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PhilEReid (@philereid)
15th August 2015, 11:54
“You think I should drop this TNT on someone?”
Malik (@)
15th August 2015, 12:08
I think Alonso is having fun at McLaren-Honda now
Constantijn Blondel
15th August 2015, 12:10
Seb: I have to give it to you Kimi, Minna-Mari really is pretty hot.
Kimi: Wait till you see her after a bottle of wodka
DavidS (@davids)
15th August 2015, 12:11
Vettel:and then he asked Christian for equal treatment, haha how pathetic!”
Kimi: …
zekeri
15th August 2015, 16:46
But he’s always said he doesn’t care for team orders, there’s that…
hzh (@hzh00)
15th August 2015, 12:14
“Hey Kimi, I hear Haas F1 are looking for a Ferrari-affiliated driver next year”.
Pat Ruadh (@fullcoursecaution)
15th August 2015, 12:33
“I have bad news Kimi… they’ve fired they guy who prints the number and flag stickers.’
dam00r (@dam00r)
15th August 2015, 12:40
“Vettel: I’m beating you so far this season!
Kimi: Yes, but..”
hzh (@hzh00)
15th August 2015, 12:51
Kimi: “I have beer in my bottle”.
Sebastian: “Hehehe I know, me too”.
Atticus (@atticus-2)
15th August 2015, 18:13
Haha. :D
ColdFly F1 (@)
15th August 2015, 12:55
Well Seb you might be #1 in Keith’ ranking, but I’m still the most popular according to the fans!
Suvan Naidu (@serv)
15th August 2015, 12:59
Ferrari decide who stays at the team next year through a bungee jump survival competition
Iestyn Davies (@fastiesty)
15th August 2015, 13:11
“and then I said, ‘Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing..'”
RP (@slotopen)
15th August 2015, 18:16
+1
David-A (@david-a)
15th August 2015, 13:28
Seb: “So even in 2015, Fernando finished on top of you”
PETER
15th August 2015, 13:35
Kimi: Next races i will lose the handbrake.
PhilEReid (@philereid)
15th August 2015, 13:36
Kimi distracts Sebastian with some jokes whilst trying to stealthily steal his head phones.
zekeri
15th August 2015, 16:47
Good catch.
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
15th August 2015, 13:38
– C’mon Kimi try and say Champion once again.
– Sampion
– I give up
ForzaAlanRabbit (@jojobudgie)
15th August 2015, 14:03
Kimi: If I’m going out you’re coming with me
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
15th August 2015, 14:04
I like turtles.
Patrick (@paeschli)
15th August 2015, 17:28
I like trains
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
15th August 2015, 14:05
Kimi Raikkonen and his #1 fan.
Jimbo
15th August 2015, 14:13
“Let’s blow Lewis’s car up!”
“Tee hee”
Scalextric (@scalextric)
15th August 2015, 14:23
That’s all there is to do in these summer breaks, pose for pictures that might be used for caption competitions.
budchekov (@budchekov)
15th August 2015, 14:29
To go faster you need to drink more of this stuff Kimi, it produces “Energy for those who thrive on adrenaline.”…
Nick (@theawesomefish)
15th August 2015, 14:35
“And then I told him ‘No, I’m sure Honda will get better!'”
Pete (@repete86)
15th August 2015, 14:43
Haha, +1
verstappen (@verstappen)
15th August 2015, 14:45
“Let’s see in a few years who’s the last Ferrari champion.”
lexlut
15th August 2015, 14:47
Formula 1’s best bromance.
Gill (@gill)
15th August 2015, 14:55
Seb : Do you think you can beat Fernando this year ?
merabella
15th August 2015, 15:01
“You couldn’t give up on Ferrari, but I gave up Red Bull for you.”
urpo (@vfftw)
15th August 2015, 16:15
+1
rick
15th August 2015, 15:01
Seb: “Don’t know whats in this bottle but its better than red bull anyway”
mog
15th August 2015, 15:03
“I love you bro”
David Pate (@tamedcowboy)
15th August 2015, 15:29
Seb: Wasn’t that funny, Kimi?
Kimi: Yeah, I don’t really care.
Colossal Squid (@colossal-squid)
15th August 2015, 15:43
“This drink tastes like vodka”
“I think you have my bottle, Seb”
Retired (@jeff1s)
15th August 2015, 15:55
Raikkonen to Vettel: “I’ve heard I’m the fans’ favorite driver.”
Neil (@neilosjames)
15th August 2015, 15:58
Not everyone was impressed by Sebastian’s straw-art version of Kimi’s line through the Montreal hairpin.
Mads (@mads)
15th August 2015, 16:04
@neilosjames
Haha good one!
Black 'n' Blue15
15th August 2015, 16:23
Hehe
PhilEReid (@philereid)
15th August 2015, 16:29
@neilosjames And winner!
lala
15th August 2015, 16:56
Why are the straws always tied in a knot? Why not a shorter straw?
Atticus (@atticus-2)
15th August 2015, 18:16
That’s a good one.
Broom (@)
15th August 2015, 16:05
SV: And you thought things would be easier without Fernando…
Black 'n' Blue15
15th August 2015, 16:19
Seb: Hey Kimi! do you want to sit on the Pole?
Kimi: Nah, haven’t done it for a while…
jale
15th August 2015, 17:03
Ferrari sent their drivers to poles during the summer break so that they can regain that feeling of sitting on pole. Unfortunately due to severe frost bite on the backside, they cannot feel anything now. All hope lost for the season.
bennibhoyaus
15th August 2015, 16:23
…and then he says MULTI 21!!!
Adam (@rocketpanda)
15th August 2015, 16:37
Fancy an early icecream, Kimi?
Panagiotis Dourvas (@milanopassion)
15th August 2015, 16:41
Seb:So,i win for the first time at hungaroring and all i get is a fake trophy.
Kimi:I feel you man,in 2012 i won with lotus for the first time and all i got was a fake champagne…
sare
15th August 2015, 16:50
You and I, we always go for the Red. But I tell you, it’s not working out for ya.
moran
15th August 2015, 16:53
If you want to stay another year, just stay away from the ice cream. Don’t force me to chose between the two of you.
MattyPF1 (@mattypf1)
15th August 2015, 17:04
KR: … and that’s when I said ‘I know what I’m doing’ but I know my car just isn’t up to it
SV: Well, at least that I can easily say that I can finnish
D Winn
15th August 2015, 17:06
Seb- Do you think you will be here next year Kimi ?
Kimi – Do you think you will be ?
hzh (@hzh00)
15th August 2015, 17:10
“I will tell you a secret Seb; the grid girls where with me in monaco”.
RetardedF1sh (@retardedf1sh)
15th August 2015, 17:16
Kimi: Where did you get that straw? I want one too
Seb: Bernie gave it to me
Guess Who
15th August 2015, 18:04
And they still believe there is no doping in F1.
PT (@pt)
15th August 2015, 18:07
Thinking about your post-retirement plans, eh, Kimi?
Jimmi Cynic
15th August 2015, 18:23
Kimi: “Let me tell you, kid, when I was your age I’d already won the WDC..”
Seb: “Ha-ha..I’ve won…”
Kimi: “in a Ferrari. ”
Seb: “Oh…”
Black 'n' Blue15
15th August 2015, 18:36
+1
harry
15th August 2015, 18:45
I wanna be teammates with you forever and ever and ever…
Tiomkin
15th August 2015, 19:01
Seb asks how his seat became available
Kimi: “…and then he told us if he didn’t win he’d go back to McClarlen and win there. None of us could keep a straight face…”
uan (@uan)
15th August 2015, 19:11
Seb: They love me here at Ferrari!
Kimi: For now. For now.
harry
15th August 2015, 19:15
SV: So, what’s your secret at Spa?
Stroked & Blown
15th August 2015, 19:15
Kimi: I call mine Mistress Minna.
Seb: I was talking about the car.
ura
15th August 2015, 19:37
KR: I’ll get us matching shades.
SV: I’ll get a tattoo.
KR: They didn’t give me the headphones…
SV: Should I go for laser…
hamman
15th August 2015, 19:41
That’s why Santander don’t want you Kimi….
Shlemanas (@shlemanas)
15th August 2015, 19:43
Seb: How much you think Honda will increase the engine power for SPA?
Kimi: About this much
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
15th August 2015, 19:49
Sebbie: Hey old man, you now I rely on you for advice on how to win and such things.
Kimi: Shut your face, or I put apfelstrudel on your seat in Spa.
johanness
15th August 2015, 22:44
Maybe this doesn’t translate well? But seriously, it’s so bad it’s great
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
15th August 2015, 22:52
Thanx!
emi
15th August 2015, 20:00
SV: I’ll let him beat me in Spa, so he can keep his seat, then I can beat him more.
KR: I’ll beat him in Spa, so I can keep my seat, then he can beat me more. No, wait a minute.
hzh (@hzh00)
15th August 2015, 20:37
“These drinks have more energy than Honda’s PU”.
Robert
15th August 2015, 21:17
Vet: in heard they gonna replace you with that Verstappenkid.
Kimi: yeah right and MClearen wins the constructorchampionship this year.
jack Overill
15th August 2015, 22:58
Seb: do you wanna know why you have been performing so bad this season?
Kimi: sure
Seb: I put some red bull in your car
pal
15th August 2015, 23:28
LMAO dunno why thou
RL
15th August 2015, 23:07
I hear the Renaults are good rhis year!
To the Max !
15th August 2015, 23:50
Seb : “Still drinking Red Bull to be fast, because it gives you wings. Only I drink it from the bottom, so the effect is reverse and the wings give more downforce.”
Kimi : “I’m just sticking to a Slurpee, you know, still needing to stay cool.”
Joni (@theflyingfinns)
16th August 2015, 0:01
Seb: You got any plans for the summer?
Kimi: Well, there’s fishing and…. you know.
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
16th August 2015, 0:12
Seb: C’mon, tell me, what do they call me in the garage?
Kimi: er, ok you haven’t heard from me, but they call you Speed-fuhrer.
Corey (@dragon86)
16th August 2015, 0:17
Seb: Lewis wants to run NASCAR. Any tips?
Kimi: Don’t turn right.
schooner (@schooner)
16th August 2015, 0:36
Good one!
schooner (@schooner)
16th August 2015, 0:35
“So Kimi, being a new father is pretty cool, yeah?”
“Yeah, it gives “lap time” a whole new meaning!”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
16th August 2015, 9:26
+1
Black 'n' Blue15
16th August 2015, 11:04
Good one
gary
16th August 2015, 2:42
OT: I’d like to see a poll on how many Vettel fans are also Raikkonen fans and vice versa. I always got the impression that fans who like one of them usually like both of them. Personally, I was Raikkonen fan and supported Vettel when he came into F1, later on became Vettel fan and supported Raikkonen when he came back.
@keithcollantine
Janet54321 (@jan54321)
16th August 2015, 12:06
Ditto.
I was indifferent to Kimi until his funny behaviour came out. (Someone explain to Eddie Jordan that that’s why we love Kimi – he makes us laugh.)
Tom
16th August 2015, 17:49
Exactly.
I was a Hakkinen fan, then a Raikkonen fan. Liked Vettel from the beginning but Kimi was the favourite. Vettel became favourite after Kimi left but now after the return of the iceman, I support both.
jale
16th August 2015, 18:09
That’s so true :D
emi
16th August 2015, 18:32
That’d be interesting to see @keithcollantine
Allan Wiese (@allanwiese)
16th August 2015, 3:35
… the results may not look like that, but I am just this close to you…
n0b0dy100
16th August 2015, 4:12
Seb: “Don’t tell Arrivabene, but I still drink Red Bull in my water bottle!”
Kimi: “I have vodka in mine.”
J-Canada
16th August 2015, 4:41
You are right Seb, these milkshakes are tasty, but I still prefer a good old fashioned ice cream.
Fast
16th August 2015, 7:34
I pick up the coin and see it’s double-faced…
So either way, Fernando was out and you were in.
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
16th August 2015, 9:17
Sebbie: So you don’t like Indycar?
Kimi: Definitely not, they run the cars on alcohol, what a waste.
Osvaldas31 (@osvaldas31)
16th August 2015, 10:22
Vettel: “Life’s good, eh?”
Kimi: “Yeah, wharever.”
Andy (@andybantam)
16th August 2015, 11:30
Seb and Kimi finally emerge from a long, mid season appraisal meeting with Ferarri’s bosses…
Andy (@andybantam)
16th August 2015, 11:33
Seb : So, I told Lewis that Rihanna’s songs carry as much as a tune as one of your interviews.
Andy (@andybantam)
16th August 2015, 11:35
*as much of a tune… even
HK (@me4me)
16th August 2015, 11:50
“I ran into Fernando last night at the hotel. I told him sweet dreams. He didn’t appreciate it..”
Steven Smith (@ragwort)
16th August 2015, 11:55
“The tattoo artist said that the prick would be much smaller than the one Fernando feels like after signing for McLaren.
Janet54321 (@jan54321)
16th August 2015, 12:04
SV – “You can smile then?”
KR – “Yes yes yes. Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.”
Apexor
16th August 2015, 12:15
Kimi: hey Lewis and Nico are coming let’s turn away.
Apexor
16th August 2015, 12:24
Kimi: I am going to drop this bottle if Lewis continues to sing on the ground.
Seb: I’ll drop my if you miss.
Antonio (@frosty-jacks-racing-team)
16th August 2015, 16:24
Vettel: ” How is it I’m so good yet your so popular?”
Simon (@s162000)
16th August 2015, 17:20
Seb and Kimi feel sorry for Fernando as they watch him push his car back to the pits…
hzh (@hzh00)
16th August 2015, 17:48
“I think TNT blew my wing apart last gp; I must drink Redbull from now on; at least Redbull gives you wings.”
Catered Ham
16th August 2015, 18:45
There’s a river, not unlike this one, where my grandfather taught me to fish. You know you still haven’t asked me why i defected (to Ferrari)…
Pink Peril
17th August 2015, 1:54
Ferrari trial the strength of their new energy drink ‘TNT – for that explosive taste’ on Kimi. Visibility of Kimi’s teeth suggests the strength is too strong for the general populace.
Elmo Carstairs
17th August 2015, 10:49
Kimi – if there is one, just one, funny caption for this comp I will give a big smile!
Vettel – Bullseye!
steve
19th August 2015, 15:58
Seb, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your arm hair…..
Gielissen
13th September 2015, 9:20
Look Kimi I did it!!!! Yes yes yes, forza Ferrari, some more Italian quotes…………..5 min…..look I made a knot . Kimi is like , it’s not cool to suck on stuff man. Hide ur straw like me.