Caption Competition 104: Max Verstappen

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Max Verstappen was the centre of attention at the Circuit de Catalunya last weekend – and that was before he won the race.

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94 comments on “Caption Competition 104: Max Verstappen”

  1. Can’t hear the haters.

  2. Jacques Villeneuve gives his opinion on modern Formula 1.

    1. ColdFly F1 (@)
      21st May 2016, 13:29

      Well done. Just great (and it’s not even about Max).

    2. First one, and it’s a winner! :)

    3. Ha ha. I just read his comments on last weekend’s Mercedes crash. Definitely deserves this kind of response.

    4. +1 for me too

  3. Max ignores claims that he isn’t ready for the Red Bull Racing promotion

  4. So what they say about Ferrari is true…”Empty vessels make the most noise.”

  5. Having won the Spanish GP, Max had secretly hoped that his dad would not nag him about cleaning his room for just one day…

  6. The downside to the new quiet power units…Max can still hear Kvyat crying.

    1. My favourite!

    2. good one :)

  7. I really didn’t mean to text that emojy

  8. I’m covering my ears like a kid
    When your words mean nothing, I go la la la
    I’m turning up the volume when you speak
    Cause if my heart can’t stop it,
    I find a way to block it I go La la, la la la na na na..

    (Naughty boy ft Sam Smith)

  9. Galaxians calling “earthling” …beep beep …how was your first race!? …beep beep!

  10. Max Verstappen is too young to correctly put his fingers in his ears.

  11. Max Verstappen during Red Bull post race debrief about strategies.

  12. “I don’t believe that this is the sound of a winning engine!”

  13. La la la I can’t hear you dad, I’m to busy planning world domination

  14. Tommy (@tommyastral)
    21st May 2016, 12:31

    You’re too young Max, you’re too young.

  15. Max, mature beyond his years, already knows what to do when Bernie talks to him.

  16. This German national anthem needs to stop.

  17. Following Red Bulls win, Max listens in the debrief as Daniel has his turn to speak.

  18. Is Max Verstappen so done of people’s shade? His cap has the answer.

  19. “God my jaw hurts from smiling. How does Daniel do it?”

  20. “I hear a lot of whining, please make it stop.”

    1. Or:
      “Suddenly, I can hear a lot of whining.”

  21. After experiencing the highs of his first race win, Max Verstappen endures the lows of being a Red Bull driver, as Helmut Marko and Christian Horner break out into another verse of the Spice Girls “Wannabe”…

  22. When Daniel says he lost the race due to strategy

  23. ColdFly F1 (@)
    21st May 2016, 13:27

    somebody please make this guy stop saying “it’s my car”.

  24. I can’t stand this noise they’re calling music, make it stop, I’ll do anything

  25. They call this MUSIC?

  26. I hate broccoli and I’m not going to eat it! I’m a big boy now, Daddy.

    1. Jos: I just found out that your sugar level is 332. You have been eating too many Dutch Apple Pies. This is why you are very hyper when you race. I CAN CALL ANDRETTI AUTOSPORT TO SWAP FOR ROSSI.

      Max: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Massa telling Max: You are too young for victory.

  28. OmarRoncal - Go Seb!!! (@)
    21st May 2016, 13:58

    Daniel, stop complaining!

  29. OmarRoncal - Go Seb!!! (@)
    21st May 2016, 13:58

    Too young to listen to Vettel swearing.

  30. Peppermint-Lemon (@)
    21st May 2016, 13:59

    Max suffers from post party headache as the mechanics fire up his car

  31. “If I win this thing will you promise not to let your wife sing in the garage again?”

    1. OmarRoncal - Go Seb!!! (@)
      21st May 2016, 15:36

      Hahaha winner!!!

  32. Glen Carroll
    21st May 2016, 14:00

    “Can someone stop Kvyat’s whinging….”

  33. Max ‘s reaction when he hears Hamilton ‘s new song.

  34. Leave me alone I know what I’m doing

  35. Monisha, nobody cares…

  36. Chris (@tophercheese21)
    21st May 2016, 14:23

    Verstappen practices listening to team orders.

    1. SaturnVF1 (@doublestuffpenguin)
      21st May 2016, 15:08


    2. Winner!!

  37. Lu (@reavenger)
    21st May 2016, 14:29

    Verstappen sick of hearing Riccardio rant about the better pit stop strategy

  38. Jack (@jackisthestig)
    21st May 2016, 14:40

    A typical Red Bull drivers’ conversation with Sebastian Vettel.

  39. “Only one new Renault PU per car… not listening”

  40. venkyanagra
    21st May 2016, 15:43

    Max’s reaction to “Daniel is faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that message”

  41. Daniel is getting the upgraded power unit

  42. Max shares his disapproval at the red bull’s lack of competitiveness, as he failed to lap every car in the field.

  43. Max wasn’t listening when Christian Horner told him to “just take it easy and bring the car home in one piece”

  44. No Daddy. It’s not time to go home yet!

  45. Daniil !!!! ….. All I can hear is blah blah blah….

  46. What’s the secret of your win at the Spanish GP?

    Max : when you’re at Redbull you gotta be like this in your helmet.

  47. “I hope Carlos is doing okay.”

  48. “Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing”

  49. Max Verstappen enjoys Geri Halliwell’s post race celebratory concert.

  50. Max Verstappen rehearses for the return of the German national anthem to the podium.

  51. The wrong stategy won!

  52. Max explains what F1 drivers need to do during the race to win them !

  53. Today I got an awesome upgrade for my next race,

    Meet my Invisible earphones !

  54. Manfred (@)
    21st May 2016, 20:18

    He’s covering his ears for superstition.

    As legends say, on cold nights you can still hear Daniil Kyvat moaning –
    “I could have won that race.”
    “This is not a demotion.”
    “I am being given the opportunity to continue my development elsewhere.”

  55. or

    Max explains to a new F1 fan when asked ” How big of a ear plug do I need to watch an F1 race?”

  56. Sorry Kyat, can’t stand your ranting..remember, Red Bull gave you the boot but no wings.

  57. After an eventful Monaco Grand Prix, Vettel had a lot to say about Max Verstappen’s “crazy torpedo overtakes.”

  58. I cant even hear the Man Utd Fans at the FA Cup.

  59. “Chris wasn’t joking … I have to be good and follow Daniel … I don’t want to be a Number 2 … no one remembers fourth … twice … If God wants me to win this race then he will arrange it … how can you be an F1 driver and not drive to win?”

  60. Max is trying to be more like Justin Beiber.

  61. Max was punished by the FIA for under age drinking. Looks like he will have a juice box every time he is on the podium until 21 years old.

  62. Max please swap positions. *** NO ***.

  63. “Dont know who whines most… dan on strategy or christian on engines… nooo dont give geri the mic”

  64. Kvyat asks for his car back

  65. soundscape (@)
    22nd May 2016, 3:06

    “I wonder if I’m ready to start shaving…”

  66. “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”

  67. When the honey badger cries…

  68. Max listens to another Kvyat interview

  69. It feels lonely at the top :-(

  70. W00t, Riciardo will get better power unit for Monaco? But I won most races this year.

  71. Stuart @stuey_easton
    22nd May 2016, 13:02

    Buffer face!

  72. – I’m not listening I’m not listening, the voice inside my head saying “Take out RIC at turn one”

  73. I’m not moving until I get a real red bull racing f1 car

  74. When they said “you’re not ready”, I won my first race. Now thousands of girls are telling me i’m ready…. what do i do?!

  75. Christian puts on Spice Girls music on the Red Bull Energy Station’s PA system.

  76. Max Verstappen giving his “horner”ed expression of him getting win due to sabotage

  77. Guybrush Threepwood
    22nd May 2016, 20:30

    “dad told me to do this if they ask me to three stop”.

  78. I wonder what will happen in the next Game of Thrones episode…

  79. “I wish Daniil would stop crying so loudly.”

  80. Tom Brengle
    7th August 2016, 3:03

    “I don’t wanna go to bed yet!”

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