The top team radio highlights of 2016

2016 F1 season review

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Team radio messages again provided some of the most dramatic moments of the season in 2016.

From Sebastian Vettel’s Mexican Grand Prix meltdown to the tense atmosphere at Mercedes during the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix title-decider, the radio traffic gave rare insight into the drivers’ real emotions.

During the first half of the year we didn’t get to hear much from them as Formula One Management drastically reduced the amount of radio material being broadcast compared to previous season. That changed heading into the summer break, in a move which coincided with some of the controversial restrictions on radio messages being relaxed.

Here are some of the most memorable moments from this year’s races on the team radios:

Australian Grand Prix

“I don’t understand why I was not the first one in the garage?”

Lewis Hamilton wasn’t the first driver in 2016 to be frustrated by Max Verstappen:

Lap* Driver Message
10 From Lewis Hamilton I can’t get past this guy.
10 To Lewis Hamilton

OK Lewis you can just take it easy and we’ll extend the stint.
13 From Lewis Hamilton There’s go to be another strategy, guys, I can’t be stuck behind this guy for ages.
13 To Lewis Hamilton

Yeah copy that Lewis we’ll try and go long on this stint.

But Verstappen had other problems later in the race:

Lap* Driver Message
32 From Carlos Sainz Jnr Sainz, who was running behind Verstappen, pitted before him which helped him get in front of his team mate.
Guys we need to stop, stop.
34 From Max Verstappen This message indicates some earlier messages were not broadcast.
How many times do I have to say I’ve got problems with my tyres? I wanted to pit first. [Censored by FOM]
38 From Max Verstappen Can I try to get past?
38 To Max Verstappen

Yes.
39 From Max Verstappen Let me try because this takes too long.
39 To Max Verstappen

Let’s do it.
39 From Max Verstappen Verstappen was stuck behind Sainz who had Palmer in front of him.
Come on, we have to do something.
40 To Carlos Sainz Jnr

OK Carlos, push.
40 From Carlos Sainz Jnr I am pushing, don’t tell me to push.
40 To Carlos Sainz Jnr

Yes otherwise we will swap next lap.
47 To Max Verstappen

Sainz overtook Palmer, as did Verstappen.
Always when I’m in front I’m pulling away, now you don’t let me past, it’s a [censored by FOM] joke, really.
VL From Max Verstappen Unbelievable.
VL To Max Verstappen

Yes. Not very good but…
VL From Max Verstappen I don’t understand why I was not the first one in the garage for another pit stop. It’s unbelievable. I really don’t understand. It’s a [censored by FOM] joke. Seriously.
VL To Max Verstappen

We discuss later.

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There was jubilation for Haas after a great performance by Romain Grosjean:

Lap* Driver Message
VL To Daniel Ricciardo

Haas is sixth.
VL From Daniel Ricciardo Impressive. Good on them. And fastest lap? I guess I got it?
VL To Daniel Ricciardo

I can confirm you did get the fastest lap of the race.
VL From Daniel Ricciardo Well that’s worth a drink.
VL To Romain Grosjean

Chequered flag Romain, absolutely amazing dude!
VL From Romain Grosjean Guys, listen to me. This is a win for us. Unbelievable for everyone. I don’t even know where we finished! Unbelievable.
VL To Romain Grosjean

Amazing, dude. You finished P6. Thanks for an amazing debut for Haas F1 team.
VL From Romain Grosjean Oh my goodness! Welcome to Formula One, Gene! This is the day. This is history, guys.
VL To Romain Grosjean

Thank you brilliant mate, absolutely amazing job.
VL From Romain Grosjean Yeah fantastic for everyone. I don’t know how you did that job in such a little time. Well done everyone.
VL To Romain Grosjean

Well done Romain, happy days. You’re the man.

Bahrain Grand Prix

“This is the American dream!”

Manor found themselves consistently at the top of the speed traps thanks to their new Mercedes power units:

Lap* Driver Message
25 From Kevin Magnussen There’s no way I’m going to get past him, He’s like a rocket on the straights.
25 To Kevin Magnussen

Okay understood, the Manor is like a rocket on the straights, understood.

The good times continued to roll at Haas but not all of Grosjean’s radio messages would be this positive later in the year:

Lap* Driver Message
VL To Romain Grosjean

P5 Romain, P5. Amazing job!
VL From Romain Grosjean Unbelieavable guys! This is the American dream. This is unbelievable. What a great job from all of you. Some places we can improve but what a job guys! I love you. Beautiful.
VL To Romain Grosjean

Amazing drive, Romain, amazing. American dream, you said it. Think you got enough passes in there. Brilliant job all race, amazing.
VL From Romain Grosjean Yeah I love that car, I love that car.
VL To Romain Grosjean

Romain, your overtaking was fantastic, thank you very much, we enjoyed that.
VL From Romain Grosjean Yeah well I’ve got brakes this year , that helps!
VL To Romain Grosjean

Nice one.

Chinese Grand Prix

“I had the Red Bull coming up the inside like a madman and I hit Kimi.”

With Ferrari president Sergio Marchionne watching in the pits, Sebastian Vettel needed a good explanation for why he’d just crashed into his team mate:

Lap* Driver Message
1 From Sebastian Vettel Okay I made contact I had no chance I had the Red Bull coming up the inside like a madman and I hit Kimi, I think my nose is damaged.
6 From Sebastian Vettel Just to copy you again, Kvyat attack was suicidal, there was always going to be a crash. No way with the speed he had he could have done the corner.
14 To Sebastian Vettel

Good stuff Sebastian good stuff. Push hard.

Grosjean’s problems began at Haas:

Lap* Driver Message
54 From Romain Grosjean That’s what I wanted to ask, if you want to retire, there is a problem with the car, it is undrivable today.
54 To Romain Grosjean

Understood but we do not want to retire the car, hang in there.

But after his third consecutive win Nico Rosberg was riding high:

Lap* Driver Message
VL To Nico Rosberg

Well done excellent drive absolutely dominant. Brilliant.
VL From Nico Rosberg Wow thanks a lot everybody, that was the most incredible balance I probably ever had in a race, that car. Really spectacular.

And after a fine podium finish things were looking up for Daniil Kvyat:

Lap* Driver Message
VL To Daniil Kvyat

OK well done Dany, P3 mate, well done.
VL From Daniil Kvyat Thank you. Thanks guys, excellent, excellent day. Thanks for my second podium, you’ve been fantastic.
VL To Daniil Kvyat

Great job Dany, second podium of your career, that’s a brilliant drive.

Russian Grand Prix

“What the **** are we doing here?”

Vettel did not conceal his disappointment at being rammed out of the race by Kvyat:

Lap* Driver Message
1 From Sebastian Vettel Oh for [censored by FOM] sake man! Who the [censored by FOM]? Oh I’m out! Crash! Somebody hit me in the [censored by FOM] rear, T2, Somebody hit me in the [censored by FOM] rear again T3, for [censored by FOM] sake, honestly. What the [censored by FOM] are we doing here?

A power unit fault hampered Hamilton in qualifying and more problems hit both Mercedes’ drivers during the race:

Lap* Driver Message
32 From Lewis Hamilton You there Bono?
33 To Lewis Hamilton

Affirm Lewis, we’ve got a bit on at the moment mate. so Lewis it looks lke we’ve got a water pressure issue, water pressure issue.
39 To Lewis Hamilton

Lewis the situation has stabilised.

Spanish Grand Prix

“Unbelievable, Max. Unbelievable.”

The blue flag guidelines were toughened up later in the year as the front runners complained slower cars were holding them up:

Lap* Driver Message
38 To Jolyon Palmer

OK Jo we have solid blue for Ricciardo behind, he is the race leader, two seconds behind.
38 From Jolyon Palmer I can barely see him in the mirrors.
38 To Jolyon Palmer

I know, you’re doing same lap time as him.

Vettel didn’t appreciate Daniel Ricciardo’s attempt to overtake him:

Lap* Driver Message
59 From Sebastian Vettel [Censored by FOM] if I don’t avoid that. He’s just going straight to my car. Honestly, what are we doing? Racing or ping-pong?

In his first race for Red Bull, Max Verstappen scored a stunning victory:

Lap* Driver Message
VL From Max Verstappen Yes! Yes!
VL To Max Verstappen

Unbelievable, Max. Unbelievable.
VL To Max Verstappen

Max Verstappen you are a race winner. Fantastic. What a great debut. Great job.
VL From Max Verstappen Thank you very much, Christian.
VL To Max Verstappen

Max you nursed that tyre set home brilliantly, mate. Well done.
VL From Max Verstappen It was like driving on ice the last ten laps. Unbelievable.

Monaco Grand Prix

“Save it. Nothing you could say can make that any better. Just save it.”

Felipe Nasr did not agree with Sauber’s call for him to let Marcus Ericsson by. His frustrated team mate then tried to pass at Rascasse, with inevitable consequences:

Lap* Driver Message
49 To Felipe Nasr

Just swap position, Felipe, just swap position.
50 To Felipe Nasr

Felipe, if Marcus will not pull away you will gain a position.
50 From Felipe Nasr For what reason, give me a reason.
50 From Felipe Nasr Why, why him, why? Give me a reason why.
51 To Felipe Nasr

He is much quicker at the minute, if he does not pull away you will gain the position.
51 To Felipe Nasr

OK Felipe, this is from the top, we need to swap positions now please. Let’s do it, let’s get it done, turn one.
51 From Marcus Ericsson I guess there is something wrong with his radio.
52 To Marcus Ericsson

Sounds like, sound like.
52 From Felipe Nasr Why Marcus did that, why?

A frustrated Ricciardo saw victory slip away due to a fumbled Red Bull pit stop:

Lap* Driver Message
37 From Daniel Ricciardo What the [censored by FOM] was that?
39 To Daniel Ricciardo

OK mate, let’s get your head together, you are quicker than him, let’s do it.
VL From Daniel Ricciardo Save it. Nothing you could say can make that any better. Just save it.

Canadian Grand Prix

“I cannot take it easy and keep them behind at the same time.”

The unflappable Kimi Raikkonen gave his race engineer a dose of reality:

Lap* Driver Message
21 To Kimi Raikkonen

Take it easy Kimi, take it easy.
21 From Kimi Raikkonen I cannot take it easy and keep them behind at the same time.

Meanwhile his team mate was getting increasingly agitated after losing the lead due to a questionable strategy call:

Lap* Driver Message
21 From Sebastian Vettel Get this traffic out of the way!
35 From Sebastian Vettel Mamma mia, what the hell is going on?
59 From Sebastian Vettel What the [censored by FOM] is this Manor doing?

European Grand Prix

“I may not finish this race because I’m going to try to change everything.” “Don’t advise that, Lewis.”

New regulations which prevented engineers from assisting the drivers became a hot topic when Lewis Hamilton spent a significant portion of the race stuck in the wrong engine setting:

Lap* Driver Message
27 From Lewis Hamilton Derates everywhere. I’m sure that’s not helping. Is there no solution for this?
27 To Lewis Hamilton

We are working on it, Lewis.
27 From Lewis Hamilton You guys need to pick up the pace.
31 From Lewis Hamilton Can I not reset this thing?
31 To Lewis Hamilton

OK Lewis so the problem appears to be with the current mode you’re in.
31 From Lewis Hamilton Ah, I don’t know what you mean but I don’t know what’s wrong.
32 To Lewis Hamilton

Copy that Lewis, hard to say what it is.
34 From Lewis Hamilton This is ridiculous guys, I don’t know, looking at my fricking dash every five seconds trying to find a switch that’s in the wrong position. I haven’t changed anything or done something wrong as far as I’m aware.
34 To Lewis Hamilton

Yeah Lewis it’s nothing that you’re doing wrong, just got a setting that’s icorrect.
34 From Lewis Hamilton Is it HPB?
34 To Lewis Hamilton

I’m afraid I can’t say, Lewis.
35 From Lewis Hamilton I may not finish this race because I’m going to try to change everything.
35 To Lewis Hamilton

Don’t advise that, Lewis.
35 From Lewis Hamilton Can I make a suggestion and you say if it’s OK or not?
36 To Lewis Hamilton

No that’s not allowed. Let’s just get our head down and focus on the job.
44 From Lewis Hamilton OK Lewis you’re the fastest car on the track.
44 To Lewis Hamilton

No [censored by FOM] man, I’ve got my power back.

Meanwhile Raikkonen was experiencing a similar problem:

Lap* Driver Message
46 From Kimi Raikkonen If the handle is normal, it is the same like last race, let’s say?
46 To Kimi Raikkonen

I can’t answer Kimi, I can’t answer, I’m sorry.
46 From Kimi Raikkonen For sure you can say yes or no.
46 To Kimi Raikkonen

I can’t Kimi, I can’t.

Austrian Grand Prix

“It wasn’t me that crashed.”

More angst at Mercedes as their drivers collided on the final lap:

Lap* Driver Message
VL To Lewis Hamilton

OK Lewis well done mate not the race we were after but good result.
VL From Lewis Hamilton I was on the outside. It wasn’t me that crashed.

British Grand Prix

“Nico just try and avoid seventh. If it happens downshift out of it.”

With a lot of standing water at the start of the race drivers faced the tricky decision about which tyre to switch to after the Safety Car came in:

Lap* Driver Message
5 To Daniel Ricciardo

OK Daniel Safety Car is in this lap, what do you think about tyres at the moment. Inters or [full wets]?
5 From Daniel Ricciardo If we can survive the aquaplaning I think the inters.

Sure enough the conditions quickly caught some of them out:

Lap* Driver Message
7 From Pascal Wehrlein Yeah I’m out. Aquaplaning first corner, No chance.

Rosberg was the first driver to fall foul of the team radio restrictions and receive a penalty. Mercedes only discovered he was under investigation when they heard Red Bull discussing it on their radio:

Lap* Driver Message
47 From Nico Rosberg Gearbox problem!
47 To Nico Rosberg

Driver default 101, chassis default 01. Chassis default 01.
47 To Nico Rosberg

Avoid seventh gear, Nico.
47 From Nico Rosberg What‘s that mean? I have to shift through it.
47 To Nico Rosberg

Affirm Nico you need to shift through it, affirm.
47 To Nico Rosberg

So Nico if it gets stuck again it will downshift out of seventh.
47 From Nico Rosberg What do I do if it gets stuck again?
47 To Nico Rosberg

So Nico just try and avoid seventh. If it happens downshift out of it. You’re doing a really good job.
47 From Nico Rosberg I tried to downshift out of it last time but it didn‘t work
47 To Nico Rosberg

OK copy copy.
49 To Max Verstappen

OK Max Rosberg is under investigation for some of the comments made over the radio.

Hungarian Grand Prix

“I’m driving like a grandma.”

Verstappen couldn’t resist pointing out how easily he was keeping up with his team mate:

Lap* Driver Message
8 To Max Verstappen

You are still within DRS of Ricciardo.
8 From Max Verstappen I’m driving like a grandma.

Jenson Button followed Rosberg in receiving a penalty for receiving assistance on the radio, but this latest controversy proved the final nail in the coffin for this contentious rule:

Lap* Driver Message
14 From Jenson Button So the brake pedal going to the floor isn’t classed as a safety issue. That’s quite interesting. Think someone needs to read up on what is safe and what isn’t.

Not for the first or last time, Mercedes became concerned Hamilton was compromising Rosberg’s race:

Lap* Driver Message
33 To Lewis Hamilton

OK Lewis so Ricciardo’s about to get onto the back of the train so we really need to open this gap up.
33 From Lewis Hamilton Well I’m driving to the best of my ability on these tyres.
33 To Lewis Hamilton

OK copy that Lewis. If these cars bunch up then we’ll be bringing Nico in first.
33 From Lewis Hamilton Well why would they do that? It’s not like I’m driving slow, I’m trying.
33 To Lewis Hamilton

Yeah Lewis just the risk is we’re putting the win in jeopardy.

Behind the leaders Raikkonen saw red as he tried to pass Verstappen:

Lap* Driver Message
58 From Kimi Raikkonen He moved right and then back to left when I was going there. I took my [censored by FOM] front wing off.
58 To Kimi Raikkonen

Copy, copy, keep pushing on the way in.
61 From Max Verstappen Kimi is going out of the track limits.
70 From Kimi Raikkonen He’s not stopping moving then we will hit each other.
70 To Kimi Raikkonen

Understood.
70 From Kimi Raikkonen Because I move first so [censored by FOM] don’t move after that. I have nothing that I could do once I decided that I go inside and he turns after that in front of me.

German Grand Prix

“Esteban is my favourite, I love this guy.”

From the British Grand Prix teams were able to listen in to all of their rivals’ messages in real-time, including everything not broadcast on television by FOM. At times they passed on what they heard to their drivers:

Lap* Driver Message
3 To Max Verstappen

OK Max solid couple of laps. Hamilton has also been instructed about looking after his tyres so we’ll do the same mate at this stage

Rosberg was the latest driver to come off second-best in a scrap with Verstappen, though only after the stewards intervened:

Lap* Driver Message
30 From Max Verstappen He pushed me off the track.
35 To Nico Rosberg

So Nico important you keep pushing. You’ve got a five-second penalty that we need to take at the next pit stop.
35 From Nico Rosberg Can you explain to them that I was full lock on the steering wheel and I couldn’t steer more. And he moved in braking, that was the big problem. That’s completely not allowed.

One particular driver distinguished himself by being a problem for the front runners:

Lap* Driver Message
55 From Daniel Ricciardo Esteban [Gutierrez] is my favourite, I love this guy.
55 To Daniel Ricciardo

OK Daniel you can rest assured he’s doing the same to everyone, he’s not just picking on you.

Belgian Grand Prix

“He’s just fucking turning when I’m going full speed on the right.”

Raikkonen and Verstappen resumed their battle from the Hungaroring and the Ferrari driver’s wrath proved too much for FOM’s censor:

Lap* Driver Message
13 From Kimi Raikkonen Do I have to let the Red Bull past? Because it’s clear his only interest is pushing me off the circuit completely. If I wouldn’t go straight he’s just hitting me.
13 From Kimi Raikkonen Hey come on this is [censored by FOM] ridiculous now, he’s just fucking turning when I’m going full speed on the right.
13 To Kimi Raikkonen

Copy, copy, ridiculous.

Despite the encouragement, Valtteri Bottas wasn’t able to get past Alonso:

Lap* Driver Message
42 To Valtteri Bottas

We can get him, he’s going to be a sitting duck, so let’s hunt Alonso down.

Italian Grand Prix

“I know you like coming from a long way back but that might be a new record.”

Alonso’s race was ruined by an unusual problem at his pit stop:

Lap* Driver Message
18 From Fernando Alonso Yeah the traffic light didn’t work, man. The [censored by FOM] traffic light. [Censored by FOM] hell.

Even Ricciardo’s engineer marvelled at his spectacular, long-range pass on Bottas:

Lap* Driver Message
VL To Daniel Ricciardo

I know you like coming from a long way back but that might be a new record.
VL From Daniel Ricciardo That was good fun. Cheers guys.

Singapore Grand Prix

“What you want me to do on a pit lane? To go faster?”

Raikkonen sprang a surprise attack on Hamilton to take third:

Lap* Driver Message
33 To Kimi Raikkonen

Raikkonen passed Hamilton.
Awesome job, and all while we were having a chat as well!

But Hamilton regained the place by under-cutting the Ferrari driver with an extra pit stop:

Lap* Driver Message
46 To Kimi Raikkonen

OK Hamilton’s in, push push push.
46 To Kimi Raikkonen

So we are boxing this lap?
46 From Kimi Raikkonen I’ll let you know, I’ll let you know.
47 To Kimi Raikkonen

We know how close it’s going to be, we need everything perfect.
47 To Kimi Raikkonen

OK we’re racing, we’re racing. Come on, Kimi.
47 From Kimi Raikkonen What you want me to do on a pit lane? To go faster?
47 To Kimi Raikkonen

No, no. I know.
VL From Kimi Raikkonen Is that the finish to the race?
VL To Kimi Raikkonen

Copy, copy. OK Kimi great drive from you. Sorry we didn’t make the podium. Was just leaving it to you the last few laps.
VL From Kimi Raikkonen What happened at the pit stop situation? I mean, I don’t know, I don’t understand how we lost position.
VL To Kimi Raikkonen

Yeah we need to look at it in more detail afterwards, Kimi. Lap mode Safety Car In.

Without a trace of irony, Alonso was surprised not to benefit from a Safety Car in the closing stages:

Lap* Driver Message
55 To Fernando Alonso

OK Fernando we are still P7, seven laps to go. Perez is +6 so no threat from behind. Manage the tyres and dash target. Let’s bank this race.
55 From Fernando Alonso Yep. I think we need. We are doing good. It’s the first Singapore that nothing happened in front. Unbelievable.

Malaysian Grand Prix

“Really, Sebastian is crazy. He crashed into Rosberg like an idiot.”

Carlos Sainz Jnr lost his engine at the start but fortuinatley Ferrari’s power unit can be restarted using the MGU-K:

Lap* Driver Message
1 From Carlos Sainz Jnr Vettel hit Rosberg while trying to pass Verstappen.
The engine switched off. How is it possible? Engine off.
1 To Carlos Sainz Jnr

MGU-K, MGU-K start.

Having been blamed by the Ferrari driver for a first-lap collision in Belgium, Verstappen made sure everyone knew who was at fault in Malaysia:

Lap* Driver Message
1 From Sebastian Vettel I made contact with the Mercedes. I had nowhere to go. I think that’s it. Front suspension is damaged.
1 From Max Verstappen Really, Sebastian is crazy.
1 To Max Verstappen

Yeah, agreed.
2 From Max Verstappen Yeah mate I mean he [censored by FOM] crashed into Rosberg like an idiot.

Australia and Bahrain must have seemed a long time ago for Grosjean as a brake problem put him out:

Lap* Driver Message
9 From Romain Grosjean OK I braked but the brakes ‘breaked’.

The engine failure which cost Hamilton victory struck while he was lapping traffic:

Lap* Driver Message
41 From Lewis Hamilton Charlie are you listening to me? Blue flags. Oh no! No!
41 To Lewis Hamilton

Alright Lewis just find a fire marshal, jump out, jump out. You’ve got a fire onboard, jump out.
41 To Nico Rosberg

Lewis is stopped, Lewis is out of the race. The two Red Bulls are leading now. Possible oil into turn one, OK.

Japanese Grand Prix

“For pity’s sake make him go. I mean, what do you want to know? Suzuka is a quick track, it’s difficult to pass, you lose behind another car. I mean, it’s ridiculous.

Hamilton’s slow start eventually proved to be the final nail in his title hopes:

Lap* Driver Message
3 From Lewis Hamilton Sorry guys.
3 To Lewis Hamilton

No stress, Lewis.

A strong qualifying performance by Gutierrez was wasted when he spun trying to pass Sainz. Soon afterwards he lost his place at the team for 2017.

Lap* Driver Message
21 From Esteban Gutierrez What the hell was he doing?
21 To Esteban Gutierrez

What happened? We’ll report it.
21 From Esteban Gutierrez He blocked me completely.
21 To Esteban Gutierrez

OK, understood.

Late in the season Vettel’s radio messages became increasingly terse:

Lap* Driver Message
30 From Sebastian Vettel Blue flag, honestly. It’s ridiculous, I mean, it’s ridiculous. Honestly. Lost a second. For nothing. For [censored by FOM] sake.
31 From Sebastian Vettel Blue flag, make that Sauber go. Make him go! For pity’s sake make him go. I mean, what do you want to know? Suzuka is a quick track, it’s difficult to pass, you lose behind another car. I mean, it’s ridiculous.
31 To Sebastian Vettel

Copy that Sebastian. Keep your head down, it’s a long race.
42 From Sebastian Vettel Blue flag, I mean it can’t be true, can it?
43 To Sebastian Vettel

Verstappen’s lap times 7.1. Hamilton lap time 6.6…
43 From Sebastian Vettel Blue flags. I get them always up the hill. Can’t be true.
43 From Sebastian Vettel Blue flag, come on, blue flag.
49 From Sebastian Vettel Blue flag.
49 To Sebastian Vettel

Copy that, he has blue flag.
49 From Sebastian Vettel Yeah but he doesn’t move. Make him move! [Censored by FOM] sake.

There were a lot of frustrated drivers by the time the chequered flag fell:

Lap* Driver Message
VL From Romain Grosjean [Censored by FOM] I never had a 11th place that hurt that much. What happened the start was [censored by FOM] but what happened? Honestly, we had the pace to do better. [Censored by FOM] we have bad luck today.
VL To Romain Grosjean

Yeah man. Palmer made it difficult for us. You did a good drive. Frustrating stuff. You gave it a go at the end, thanks for giving it a go.
VL From Romain Grosjean Well that’s my job. Well done everyone. Sorry we couldn’t do better.
VL From Carlos Sainz Jnr Yeah what a waste of a race. What a horrible race. All the time behind cars, incredible. Impossible to overtake. I don’t know.

United States Grand Prix

“What happened, Max?” “I thought you boxed me, sorry.”

Perez was the latest driver to by hit by Kvyat at the start:

Lap* Driver Message
5 From Sergio Perez What an idiot, man. What a [censored by FOM] idiot. What he was doing?
17 To Daniil Kvyat

OK Danny we will have a ten second penalty on the next pit stop for the incident lap one. Keep the head down we need to go as long as possible now and we change the strategy. Keep the head down.

Verstappen produced another of his radio gems:

Lap* Driver Message
20 To Max Verstappen

Max just make sure that we can complete the stint we need OK, mate.
20 From Max Verstappen I’m not here to finish fourth.

Though perhaps he should have paid a bit more attention to what he was being told:

Lap* Driver Message
27 From Max Verstappen I’m boxing, I’m boxing, I’m boxing.
27 To Max Verstappen

What happened, Max?
27 From Max Verstappen I thought you boxed me, sorry.

Verstappen’s retirement caused a Virtual Safety Car period which scuppered his team mate’s chance of finishing ahead of Rosberg:

Lap* Driver Message
32 From Daniel Ricciardo So they got a free pit stop, basically?
32 To Daniel Ricciardo

Yes mate, that is correct.
32 From Daniel Ricciardo That’s so [censored by FOM] up.
44 From Daniel Ricciardo Keep me posted on Rosberg’s times. I would love to catch that [censored by FOM].
VL From Daniel Ricciardo Cheers guys. Not the most exciting but it’s a podium. Thank you.
VL To Daniel Ricciardo

So we were obviously unfortunate with the VSC. It was due to Verstappen had a gearbox problem obviously and retired. So Rosberg basically would have been five seconds behind us at our pit stop but he got a free ten seconds, came out five seconds in front of us. I think you would have and should have beaten him. I don’t think he had any scary pace, you did a good job today mate.
VL From Daniel Ricciardo Yeah I don’t doubt it. Frustrating but what do you do? It sucks. Alright. Thanks anyways, guys. Appreciate it.
VL To Daniel Ricciardo

Well done Daniel it was a good drive. I think Rosberg on a normal strategy would probably have put the softs on as well because he run that [medium] in the middle [stint]. And they did play out your nice message on the live feed so commentators trying to work out what a ‘mofo’ is.
VL From Daniel Ricciardo It means he’s a really nice person, one of my best mates.

A pit stop error at Ferrari was compounded by radio confusion which led to Raikkonen retiring:

Lap* Driver Message
39 From Kimi Raikkonen Why there was sparks at the rear?
39 To Kimi Raikkonen

K2 is available.
39 From Kimi Raikkonen No, why was there…
39 To Kimi Raikkonen

There was a gun still attached as you left.
39 From Kimi Raikkonen OK.
39 To Kimi Raikkonen

Stop, stop Kimi. Stop stop stop.
40 To Kimi Raikkonen

Sorry Kimi we think the rear’s not attached.
40 From Kimi Raikkonen So what do I do? Switch off or go?
40 To Kimi Raikkonen

Can you come back to the pit lane? Roll back into the pit lane?
40 From Kimi Raikkonen What you want that I reverse? I can just slide it down. It’s disallowed?
40 To Kimi Raikkonen

Don’t reverse.
40 From Kimi Raikkonen If I let go the brakes it’s going to slide down.
40 To Kimi Raikkonen

Just let go of the brakes, Kimi.
40 From Kimi Raikkonen So you want that I switch off?
40 To Kimi Raikkonen

You can reverse back. OK we need to switch off. Switch off, Kimi, we’re too hot, I’m sorry. So switch off Kimi, we’re too hot.

Mexican Grand Prix

“Here’s a message to Charlie: **** off. Honestly, **** off.”

FOM experimented with talking to the drivers on the formation lap:

Lap* Driver Message
FL To Esteban Gutierrez

Esteban this is Juan Montoya. I hope you have a great day, how are you feeling?
FL From Esteban Gutierrez I’m feeling great. Thanks a lot everybody. It feels great being in Mexico.

Nasr was again instructed to let Ericsson past and this time he complied – eventually:

Lap* Driver Message
35 To Marcus Ericsson

He’s been told again to swap positions.
35 From Marcus Ericsson Ah he doesn’t give a [censored by FOM].
35 To Marcus Ericsson

OK. Stay cool.
35 From Marcus Ericsson OK.
35 To Felipe Nasr

Swap position now. Swap positions with Marcus now.
35 From Felipe Nasr Marcus is not even close to me.
36 To Felipe Nasr

Swap position before turn one with Marcus. Swap position now.
36 From Felipe Nasr If he doesn’t pull away I want my place back.
36 To Felipe Nasr

Understood Felipe.

Vettel’s anger boiled over on the radio at the end of the race as he felt Verstappen needed to let him past and Ferrari incorrectly told him his rival had been instructed to. Vettel later apologised for his remarks aimed at race director Charlie Whiting:

Lap* Driver Message
68 From Max Verstappen OK give the position, I think you’re going to have to give the position, Max
68 To Max Verstappen

Let me know.
68 From Max Verstappen OK stay there.
69 From Sebastian Vettel He has to let me go, he has to let me go.
69 To Sebastian Vettel

OK copy, stay calm.
69 From Sebastian Vettel No it’s not right. I don’t stay calm. Because he’s just blocking me into Ricciardo
69 To Sebastian Vettel

Copy that.
69 To Sebastian Vettel

OK Verstappen has to give you the position. Watch for Ricciardo behind. Three laps to go.
69 From Sebastian Vettel Move, move for [censored by FOM] sake.
69 To Sebastian Vettel

He has been informed, he has to move.
69 From Sebastian Vettel He is a [censored by FOM], that’s what he is.
70 From Sebastian Vettel I mean am I the only one or are you not seeing what I’m seeing? He’s just backing me off into Ricciardo. [Censored by FOM]
71 To Sebastian Vettel

He has to fight within, you have to fight within. Charlie…
71 From Sebastian Vettel What the hell are you talking about? He cut the chicane.
71 To Sebastian Vettel

OK copy.
71 From Sebastian Vettel And now he’s brake-testing me.
71 From Daniel Ricciardo He moved on braking. I’d already committed.
71 To Max Verstappen

Alright mate this is going to be investigated after the race so keep your head down. Two laps.
71 From Sebastian Vettel I mean honestly I think I’m going to hit someone. I think I have a puncture. Rear left.
71 To Sebastian Vettel

Tyres are fine, tyres are fine.
71 From Sebastian Vettel He has to give me the position. End of the story.
71 To Sebastian Vettel

Charlie said that… Charlie said.
71 From Sebastian Vettel Yeah? You know what? Here’s a message to Charlie: [Censored by FOM] off. Honestly, [censored by FOM] off
71 To Sebastian Vettel

Sebastian, Sebastian calm down. They are under investigation I know that it’s not fair. But calm down. Put your head down and we will talk afterwards.
71 From Sebastian Vettel OK, copy Maurizio.
VL From Sebastian Vettel I think I showed enough. I mean, overtaking is not a walk in the park. So to me it is clear. That’s the last what I’m saying.
VL To Sebastian Vettel

Sebastian we understand, we talk afterwards and we are going to talk with FIA. You have done a great race, really, I am proud of you.
VL From Sebastian Vettel Grazie ragazzi. The car was great, strategy worked well. Shame about yesterday because the pace was there to do more. Grazie.
VL To Sebastian Vettel

Thank you and well done for the race.

Brazilian Grand Prix

“Double yellow end of the straight.” “Yeah that’s me.”

In a new low for Haas, Grosjean crashed on his way to the grid in the very wet conditions:

Lap* Driver Message
PR From Romain Grosjean What happened? I crashed. The engine suddenly… I can’t believe it.
PR To Romain Grosjean

OK copy.

The race was red flagged after Raikkonen lost control of his car on the straight. When Kvyat slower in avoidance he was hit by Palmer:

Lap* Driver Message
21 From Sebastian Vettel I mean this is just mad, honestly, it’s just stupid. Red flag. That’s what it is.
21 To Sebastian Vettel

Cool the brake and how about extreme, you think extremes?
21 From Sebastian Vettel Yeah we need extremes, first of all, second we need to stop the race. It doesn’t work. How many people do you want to crash? I nearly crashed into Kimi in the middle of the straight. Couldn’t see anything.
21 To Sebastian Vettel

Red flag, stay out.
21 From Sebastian Vettel Yeah, finally.
21 From Nico Hulkenberg Woah big shunt on the straight. I have something hit in front of my chin, my front wing maybe. Some part hit my front wing, check that. The aquaplaning is not fun. These tyres are just not capable.
21 From Esteban Ocon [Censored by FOM] hell. That was one millimetre close. Guys it is blind in the straight line now. Nicholas tell Michael that I have water coming in the helmet and I need the rain joint on the visor.
21 To Esteban Ocon

OK, copy that.
26 To Daniil Kvyat

Double yellow Danny, Raikkonen crashed in turn nine, Safety Car.
26 From Daniil Kvyat Oh no, he crashed me. Check my sidepod, left. Car seems OK. [Censored by FOM] sake it was a big one guys. Keep checking rear-left. Palmer crashed.
26 To Daniil Kvyat

OK at the moment everything’s OK we are checking.
26 From Daniil Kvyat Yeah confirmed, puncture.
27 To Daniil Kvyat

Yep. Take it easy.
27 To Jolyon Palmer

Double yellow end of the straight. Double yellow. Be careful. Safety Car.
27 From Jolyon Palmer Yeah that’s me. I’ve had quite a lot of contact.

As if the conditions weren’t bad enough Gutierrez, who now knew he had lost his Haas seat, had car problems to contend with:

Lap* Driver Message
47 From Esteban Gutierrez It’s going on power when I brake.
47 To Esteban Gutierrez

Understood, we are looking into it.
48 From Esteban Gutierrez OK something is really wrong.
48 To Esteban Gutierrez

We are looking at it.
48 From Esteban Gutierrez Fix this [censored by FOM] problem.
48 To Esteban Gutierrez

Come on Mariachi, try to stay calm, we are trying to do our best…
48 From Esteban Gutierrez Yeah but it is going crazy the car in the corners.
48 To Esteban Gutierrez

I understand.

After much deliberation Verstappen decided to fit full wet weather tyres and drop to the rear of the field. It proved the prelude to an epic drive:

Lap* Driver Message
54 To Max Verstappen

Max, what tyre would you prefer to be on at this stage, mate?
54 From Max Verstappen One hundred percent the [full wet].
54 To Max Verstappen

Copy.
54 From Max Verstappen But then we are dropped back in traffic and then you are [censored by FOM] slow.
54 To Max Verstappen

Yeah but how much of an impression do you think you can make on an inter now?
54 From Max Verstappen It’s all in the last sector. It was the same before. Just no grip there. You lose all the time you gain before that.
54 To Max Verstappen

So basically do you think you can get through a train of traffic on a full wet?
54 From Max Verstappen Pace is there. I can drive at least different lines. Here I’m just fighting the car.
54 From Max Verstappen Ah mate it’s like a boat in the last sector, I can’t do anything.
54 To Max Verstappen

Do you want to pit for full wet Max?
54 From Max Verstappen We are waiting for a crash to happen like this.
54 To Max Verstappen

OK understood.

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

“Right now I’m losing the world championship so I’m really not bothered if I’m going to win or lose this race.”

Jenson Button’s F1 career came to a less than fitting end:

Lap* Driver Message
14 From Jenson Button Something feels a bit wrong with the steering. Yeah, we got a failure guys.
14 To Jenson Button

Copy, Jenson, copy. We’re looking at the data. Yeah Jenson we can see a mechanical problem. Front-right wheel problem. Pull over where it’s safe. Jenson if you’re able to return to the garage that’s OK, just take care, take great care. You’ve got Palmer, Gutierrez close behind. OK Jenson Wehrlein’s the last car, once Wehrlein’s by track is clear, you can box.
14 From Jenson Button I don’t think we’ve ever had a failure like this. Anyway it’s done now.
14 To Jenson Button

Yeah Jenson that was going well I think. But just stop, we’ll put you on trolleys and wheel you back into thre garage.

The fight for the championship came down to a question of whether Hamilton could force Rosberg into slipping up and finishing outside of the top three. As he slowed down more and more, Mercedes grew increasingly fearful they would lose their shot at victory.

In a final escalation, executive director Paddy Lowe came on the radio and ordered Hamilton to speed up. He continued to ignore them, and Lowe later admitted he refused to repeat the futile instruction.

Lap* Driver Message
32 To Lewis Hamilton

Question: Just wondering why you’re so slow? Currently unsafe to Vettel.
33 From Lewis Hamilton How’s this pace?
33 To Lewis Hamilton

We’d be happy with a 45.3.
33 To Esteban Gutierrez

Good job, boy, come on. Next one is Ericsson.
34 From Lewis Hamilton Has everyone stopped?
34 To Lewis Hamilton

Negative, we have Vettel ahead, he’s yet to stop. 24-lap-old soft tyres.
34 From Lewis Hamilton Only Vettel ahead, yeah?
34 To Lewis Hamilton

Affirm. And he’s just inside our Safety Car window.
35 From Lewis Hamilton What position am I in?
35 To Lewis Hamilton

Currently P2. So ned more management turn two, less in three.
35 From Nico Rosberg Pace is very slow again. Not great for a late Safety Car.
36 From Lewis Hamilton Is Vettel one-stopping?
36 To Lewis Hamilton

We don’t believe so Lewis. But he may be a threat later in the race if he takes the super-soft.
44 To Lewis Hamilton

OK Lewis really need to pick up the pace. Need high 44s. Vettel imminent threat.
46 From Nico Rosberg This is really slow pace so maybe at some point invert the cars and if by the end of the race Lewis is still second I’ll let him by again. I know that’s a really stupid request but this is really slow at the moment. He’s doing exactly… he’s quick in sector one so it’s difficult for me.
47 To Lewis Hamilton

OK Lewis this is an instruction. We need 45.1 for the win.
47 From Lewis Hamilton I suggest you guys let us race.
49 To Nico Rosberg

Seven laps remaining. Gap to Verstappen 1.5. He’s obviously backing you up.
49 From Nico Rosberg Consider doing something. I can go so much quicker.
49 To Nico Rosberg

Yeah, copy that.
51 To Lewis Hamilton

Lewis this is Paddy. We need you to pick up the pace to win this race. That is an instruction.
51 From Lewis Hamilton Paddy I am actually in the lead right now I’m quite comfortable here.
52 To Nico Rosberg

OK so four laps remaining. Remember we can afford P3, we can’t afford damage, so just be cautious with Vettel.
54 To Lewis Hamilton

Lewis we need to target the 45s if we’re going to win this.
54 From Lewis Hamilton Right now I’m losing the world championship so I’m really not bothered if I’m going to win or lose this race.

Hamilton won the race but Rosberg won the world championship:

Lap* Driver Message
VL To Nico Rosberg

Yes! World champion! [Censored by FOM] brilliant!
VL To Nico Rosberg

Nico you are world champion!
VL From Nico Rosberg Thank you so much guys. That’s a childhood dream come true. Thank you so much,
VL To Nico Rosberg

Amazing job I’m so proud of you, you’ve done amazing! Woohoo!
VL From Nico Rosberg We did it, we did it!

*Lap: Refers to lap message was broadcast on. There may be a delay between messages being said and being broadcast. PR = pre-race; FL = formation lap; VL = victory lap.

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19 comments on “The top team radio highlights of 2016”

  1. Grosjean: “Yeah well I’ve got brakes this year, that helps!”
    Oh the irony…

  2. Honestly, what are we doing? Racing or ping-pong?

    Best bit of the year, along with “Bwoah!”

    1. Yep. And Hulkenberg’s “See ya later” in Japan

      1. @saints That was definitely my favourite, along with “Oh no! No!”

        1. Either those or “Oh for [censored by FOM] sake man! Who the [censored by FOM]? Oh I’m out! Crash! Somebody hit me in the [censored by FOM] rear, T2, Somebody hit me in the [censored by FOM] rear again T3, for [censored by FOM] sake, honestly. What the [censored by FOM] are we doing here?

  3. Ben Rowe (@thegianthogweed)
    22nd December 2016, 13:31

    Nasr really is bad at following team orders without kicking up a massive fuss from what I’ve read here.

    1. @thegianthogweed on pure talent he seems like a solid driver but he has quite literally disobeyed his team for absolutely no reason beyond pride, which is worthless when you end up colliding. That makes him basically unemployable by any team.

  4. ILuvSoundtracks (@)
    22nd December 2016, 13:34

    Team radio of the year: “[Censored by FOM] if I don’t avoid that, he’s just going straight to my car! Honestly, what are we doing? Racing or ping-pong?

  5. Honestly! What the [censored by FOM] are we doing here?!

  6. Alonso finally finds out how traffic light problems can ruin a race. Where has that happened before?…

  7. Honestly®

  8. “We can get him, he’s going to be a sitting duck, so let’s hunt Alonso down”

    Radio transmission of the year!

  9. You should also add that one before lap 1 between Romain and his engineer at Abu Dhabi GP. “Good job getting on the grid Romain”. “I am not going to respond to that”

  10. This is some of the most hilarious:
    “Well done Daniel it was a good drive. I think Rosberg on a normal strategy would probably have put the softs on as well because he run that [medium] in the middle [stint]. And they did play out your nice message on the live feed so commentators trying to work out what a ‘mofo’ is.”
    VL From Daniel Ricciardo “It means he’s a really nice person, one of my best mates.”

  11. And I’m certainly going to miss Button’s messages aka this one:
    From Jenson Button “So the brake pedal going to the floor isn’t classed as a safety issue. That’s quite interesting. Think someone needs to read up on what is safe and what isn’t.”

  12. To Keith: The section describing Max’s radio coms at the end of Your story of the Brazilian GP has slipped down into the Abu Dhabi GP section.

  13. I believe you have the conversation to Max Verstappen about putting on Wets in the Abu Dhabi race, obviously it was the Brazilian.

  14. “What you want me to do on a pit lane? To go faster?”

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