Caption Competition 166: Jenson junior’s bedtime story

Caption Competition

Posted on

| Written by

Jenson Button’s young son Hendrix has being reading up on his world championship-winning daddy’s achievements.

Can you come up with the best caption for this picture? Post your funniest suggestion in the comments below.

A selection of the best will feature in a future edition of the RaceFans Round-up.

Image: Jenson Button via Instagram

Caption Competition

Browse all Caption Competitions

Author information

Keith Collantine
Lifelong motor sport fan Keith set up RaceFans in 2005 - when it was originally called F1 Fanatic. Having previously worked as a motoring...

Got a potential story, tip or enquiry? Find out more about RaceFans and contact us here.

43 comments on “Caption Competition 166: Jenson junior’s bedtime story”

  1. So… my diaper is single or double diffuser?

  2. So this is the paper you want me to use on the potty?

  3. Magnus Rubensson (@)
    1st February 2020, 8:30

    Look Dad, I’m using the 9 to 3 position.

  4. Not bad Dad, but you were no Damon Hill

  5. If you want a future in F1, you’d better start learning now.

  6. W (@vishnusxdx)
    1st February 2020, 9:16

    So, dad, you switched to McLaren from the team that became Mercedes??

  7. Really Dad, the story about Canada again?

    1. Jenson knew the quickest way to put junior to sleep.

      (Both a reply to JC, and a caption in itself)

  8. You peed your onesie in Monaco? Whee!

  9. Dad, how long until we get to the part where you win a race?

    1. This!

  10. Daddy read me the chapter on Benetton years. That always puts me to sleep.

  11. “Hendrix, could you hold the book there? I just can’t seem to find the right balance,”

  12. Redbull is going even younger than Max, Hendrix is already in front of a world champion and getting familiar with the paddock!

  13. Williams used to be good?

    Yeah, weird hey.

  14. (reads about 2009 seasons)

    “Seriously dad, are you ever gonna wreck that car, or are you playing safe in this thing as well?”

    Also knew a pun, but that only works in Dutch, so that won’t make sense here. xD

  15. Jenson’s experience gives him the early lead until Hendrix’s strong development drive brings him back into contention – this could go down to the last turn!

  16. “So, this is the book you’ll want to pull out if you ever feel that Daddy hasn’t been talking about his time in F1 enough.”

  17. So you peed in Alonso’s seat just like I’m peeing in yours now?

  18. New book, who dis?

  19. “So, son, we’ve got a right-hand turn coming up…”

  20. Daddy, who is that girl?

  21. “Look, Dad, I can also go from 0-100 in 2.4 seconds!”

  22. Jenson pushes little Button.

  23. Look daddy, I’m driving from the seat of your pants!

  24. But it turned out the nice seeming Flavio was actually a cunning trickster and the magic contract the hero had signed was actually a trap….

  25. “This is the story of the racing car driver that could.”

  26. This brief moment when they had read precisely half the pages was the one time the Buttons were happy with the balance of the book.

  27. “There must be some way out of here”
    said the junior to the teach
    “There’s too much confusion. I can’t get no relief”

  28. “And this car goes EEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE …. “.

  29. 2 Buttons and a plug.

  30. whew, time to use DRS (Diaper Replacement Service)!

  31. Hey, Dad! I’ve got no grip!

  32. This says your first and last wins were in the wet.Hmmm.. But can you feel your still winning now dad?

  33. “Dad, so you too still pee in your seat?..”

  34. And then the fairy godmother said, “Yes you can have a double diffuser.”

  35. Sorry Dad, I just dropped it on the Follow Through

  36. Where does the baby seat go in that car?

Comments are closed.