Caption Competition 166: Jenson junior’s bedtime story

43 comments on “Caption Competition 166: Jenson junior’s bedtime story”

1. 

   Monosodico (@monosodico)
   1st February 2020, 7:56

   So… my diaper is single or double diffuser?
   1. 

      Edrick
      1st February 2020, 8:46

      Winner
   2. 

      Jim
      1st February 2020, 23:47

      Very clever!
2. 

   Broke84 (@broke84)
   1st February 2020, 8:26

   So this is the paper you want me to use on the potty?
3. 

   Magnus Rubensson (@)
   1st February 2020, 8:30

   Look Dad, I’m using the 9 to 3 position.
4. 

   Tom
   1st February 2020, 9:05

   Not bad Dad, but you were no Damon Hill
5. 

   Selbbin (@selbbin)
   1st February 2020, 9:12

   If you want a future in F1, you’d better start learning now.
6. 

   W (@vishnusxdx)
   1st February 2020, 9:16

   So, dad, you switched to McLaren from the team that became Mercedes??
7. 

   JC
   1st February 2020, 9:38

   Really Dad, the story about Canada again?
   1. 

      Qeki (@qeki)
      1st February 2020, 9:48

      Nice :D
   2. 

      Phylyp (@phylyp)
      1st February 2020, 10:41

      Jenson knew the quickest way to put junior to sleep.

      (Both a reply to JC, and a caption in itself)
8. 

   Phylyp (@phylyp)
   1st February 2020, 10:40

   You peed your onesie in Monaco? Whee!
9. 

   DavidS (@davids)
   1st February 2020, 10:45

   Dad, how long until we get to the part where you win a race?
   1. 

      schooner (@schooner)
      1st February 2020, 13:34

      Nice!
   2. 

      MEGATRON M12 (@megatron)
      1st February 2020, 14:34

      Winner
   3. 

      Pedro Andrade
      1st February 2020, 15:08

      This!
10. 

    Dane
    1st February 2020, 11:03

    Daddy read me the chapter on Benetton years. That always puts me to sleep.
11. 

    JamieFranklinF1 (@jamiefranklinf1)
    1st February 2020, 11:53

    “Hendrix, could you hold the book there? I just can’t seem to find the right balance,”
12. 

    Jeanrien (@jeanrien)
    1st February 2020, 12:12

    Redbull is going even younger than Max, Hendrix is already in front of a world champion and getting familiar with the paddock!
13. 

    Coefficient
    1st February 2020, 12:45

    Williams used to be good?

    Yeah, weird hey.
14. 

    Txizzle (@txizzle)
    1st February 2020, 12:58

    (reads about 2009 seasons)

    “Seriously dad, are you ever gonna wreck that car, or are you playing safe in this thing as well?”

    Also knew a pun, but that only works in Dutch, so that won’t make sense here. xD
15. 

    Derek Edwards
    1st February 2020, 13:12

    Jenson’s experience gives him the early lead until Hendrix’s strong development drive brings him back into contention – this could go down to the last turn!
16. 

    schooner (@schooner)
    1st February 2020, 14:29

    “So, this is the book you’ll want to pull out if you ever feel that Daddy hasn’t been talking about his time in F1 enough.”
17. 

    MEGATRON M12 (@megatron)
    1st February 2020, 14:36

    So you peed in Alonso’s seat just like I’m peeing in yours now?
18. 

    Andrew
    1st February 2020, 14:55

    New book, who dis?
19. 

    Tom L. (@tom-l)
    1st February 2020, 17:22

    “So, son, we’ve got a right-hand turn coming up…”
20. 

    jamt
    1st February 2020, 17:23

    Daddy, who is that girl?
21. 

    Tom L. (@tom-l)
    1st February 2020, 17:23

    “Look, Dad, I can also go from 0-100 in 2.4 seconds!”
22. 

    EzE (@ezef1)
    1st February 2020, 17:24

    Jenson pushes little Button.
23. 

    W Breens
    1st February 2020, 18:58

    Look daddy, I’m driving from the seat of your pants!
24. 

    Steve Rogers (@yossarian)
    1st February 2020, 19:10

    But it turned out the nice seeming Flavio was actually a cunning trickster and the magic contract the hero had signed was actually a trap….
25. 

    Stephen Crowsen (@drycrust)
    1st February 2020, 19:23

    “This is the story of the racing car driver that could.”
26. 

    thesud (@thesud)
    2nd February 2020, 0:01

    This brief moment when they had read precisely half the pages was the one time the Buttons were happy with the balance of the book.
27. 

    Short Circuit (@jjohn)
    2nd February 2020, 3:41

    “There must be some way out of here”
    said the junior to the teach
    “There’s too much confusion. I can’t get no relief”
28. 

    Stephen Crowsen (@drycrust)
    2nd February 2020, 4:12

    “And this car goes EEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE …. “.
29. 

    Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
    2nd February 2020, 5:14

    2 Buttons and a plug.
30. 

    Catered Ham
    2nd February 2020, 8:38

    whew, time to use DRS (Diaper Replacement Service)!
31. 

    Jimmi Cynic (@jimmi-cynic)
    2nd February 2020, 10:41

    Hey, Dad! I’ve got no grip!
32. 

    K@rT3R (@will1am)
    2nd February 2020, 14:12

    This says your first and last wins were in the wet.Hmmm.. But can you feel your still winning now dad?
33. 

    Old Spice
    2nd February 2020, 15:32

    “Dad, so you too still pee in your seat?..”
34. 

    JungleMartin
    2nd February 2020, 16:12

    And then the fairy godmother said, “Yes you can have a double diffuser.”
35. 

    RocketTankski
    3rd February 2020, 9:34

    Sorry Dad, I just dropped it on the Follow Through
36. 

    gardenfella (@gardenfella72)
    3rd February 2020, 11:23

    Where does the baby seat go in that car?

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