Sebastian Vettel and Mick Schumacher enjoyed a pre-race chat before the Miami Grand Prix last weekend – until the pair collided in the final laps.
But what did the four-time champion have to say to his younger rival ahead of the race?
Can you come up with the best caption for this picture? Post your funniest suggestion in the comments below.
A selection of the best will feature in a future edition of the RaceFans Round-up.
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hunocsi (@hunocsi)
14th May 2022, 14:29
If you crash into me again I’ll snap your neck with a smile!
RocketTankski
14th May 2022, 14:42
The GPDA now checks each driver for jewellery and piercings
RocketTankski
14th May 2022, 15:22
I’ll teach you how they slow dance in Miami
Pedro Andrade
14th May 2022, 14:46
Seb: “Just imagine if you’re on for points and we crash!”
jamt
14th May 2022, 14:48
Do not do it again
Nulla Pax (@nullapax)
14th May 2022, 15:07
The new regulation FIA underwear proved strangely popular with some drivers.
Nulla Pax (@nullapax)
14th May 2022, 15:08
“Seen where Lewis is in the standings?”
Nulla Pax (@nullapax)
14th May 2022, 15:11
Gingery brown with highlights is the only fashionable hair colour choice this season!
jff
14th May 2022, 15:14
No worries, I’ll teach you how to swim.
HJ
14th May 2022, 15:38
Honestly!
MB (@muralibhats)
14th May 2022, 15:52
Be cognizant of the fact that things can get real messy with our friendship if you drive like that.
Cristiano Ferreira
14th May 2022, 16:24
“Lets crash this silly party”
Richard Hill
14th May 2022, 16:26
Mick…I trust you…tell me, do I have food in my teeth?!
Oxnard (@montalvo)
14th May 2022, 16:57
We’re gonna be Formula E buddies!
Urvaksh (@thedoctor03)
15th May 2022, 9:50
LOL
Nikos (@exeviolthor)
16th May 2022, 5:15
Winner
Jeanrien (@jeanrien)
14th May 2022, 18:09
You won’t be anywhere close to the back of my car during the race but your time will come
Stephen Crowsen (@drycrust)
14th May 2022, 18:31
“Look, we’re both mature racers, if we collide then we collided. I’ll know it wasn’t intentional. Honestly, to think I’d take it personally, you worry too much.”
PJT
14th May 2022, 18:34
You scratch my back and i’ll scratch yours!
bull mello (@bullmello)
14th May 2022, 18:56
Was ist los?
Ganesh Krishnasamy
14th May 2022, 19:00
Vettel toick:- Once upon a time I hate those backmarkers, But I realise how difficult it is actually to be a backmarker.
Electroball76
14th May 2022, 19:17
“So I’m thinkin’ I’mma scoot me somethin’ hot.
In this salsa-merengue melting pot.
Hottest club in the city, and it’s right on the beach!
Temperature get to ya, it’s about to reach
Five-hundred degrees.
In the Carribean seas.
With the hot mamis screaming “¡Ay papi!”
Derek Edwards
14th May 2022, 21:14
Next time you start overdriving you should just go for a Stroll instead.
Roth Man (@rdotquestionmark)
14th May 2022, 22:12
If you get the chance to take me out so I can go home early please do Mick.
Niefer (@niefer)
14th May 2022, 23:09
“Now imagine if only I was bumped by a Schumacher: I’d form the Triple Crown of Champions with Damon and Jacques!”
EffWunFan (@cairnsfella)
15th May 2022, 1:39
I honestly believe I enjoy giving you a neck massage more than you enjoy receiving it.
EffWunFan (@cairnsfella)
15th May 2022, 1:46
Seb thought Mick’s secret plan to muscle his way through the field was an hilarious joke.
EffWunFan (@cairnsfella)
15th May 2022, 8:22
Seb thought his new party trick, the ‘double Vulcan neck pinch’ was hilarious.
Mick swore revenge.
Sham (@sham)
15th May 2022, 8:50
You think I should use your Barber?
Urvaksh (@thedoctor03)
15th May 2022, 9:58
Seb assuring Mick that the “act now or swim later” on his t-shirt was a genuine environment concern rather than friendly advice towards his career.
WimB
15th May 2022, 11:50
Among animals, baring one’s teeth is a threat. But among humans, it is usually a gesture of friendship. Or is it?
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
15th May 2022, 12:09
Only carbon fibre can break us apart.
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
15th May 2022, 12:12
Vettel – if the fia checks my underwear, I’m wearing none.
Qeki (@qeki)
15th May 2022, 12:17
“After I retire I will make sure you will race in Hockenheim or Nurburgring
Qeki (@qeki)
15th May 2022, 12:20
“
kartguy07 (@kartguy07)
15th May 2022, 15:17
I know! They actually love me for being a hypocrite. Next stop Hollywood…
kartguy07 (@kartguy07)
15th May 2022, 15:19
Mick wonders why Seb’s grip is tightening around his throat.
Dom (@3dom)
15th May 2022, 18:52
“Okay, keep smiling for the cameras, but remember that Lawrence says that if you don’t want a Prancing Horse’s head in your bed then you’d better watch who you crash into in future. Capisce?”
Dom (@3dom)
15th May 2022, 18:59
Laugh now, but I’ve just arranged for Will Smith to come pay you a visit. Oh, here he is now. Bienvenidos a Miami
Dom (@3dom)
15th May 2022, 19:06
…and then he asked about the jewellery underneath the underwear!!!
Scalextric (@scalextric)
15th May 2022, 20:15
No, Ferrari paid more, but I’m saving a bunch on hair cuts!
Pat Pepper
16th May 2022, 12:36
OK Micky Boy, it’s Question Time…