Caption Competition 186: All smiles

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Sebastian Vettel and Mick Schumacher enjoyed a pre-race chat before the Miami Grand Prix last weekend – until the pair collided in the final laps.

But what did the four-time champion have to say to his younger rival ahead of the race?

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42 comments on “Caption Competition 186: All smiles”

  1. If you crash into me again I’ll snap your neck with a smile!

  2. RocketTankski
    14th May 2022, 14:42

    The GPDA now checks each driver for jewellery and piercings

    1. RocketTankski
      14th May 2022, 15:22

      I’ll teach you how they slow dance in Miami

  3. Pedro Andrade
    14th May 2022, 14:46

    Seb: “Just imagine if you’re on for points and we crash!”

  4. Do not do it again

  5. The new regulation FIA underwear proved strangely popular with some drivers.

  6. “Seen where Lewis is in the standings?”

  7. Gingery brown with highlights is the only fashionable hair colour choice this season!

  8. No worries, I’ll teach you how to swim.

  9. MB (@muralibhats)
    14th May 2022, 15:52

    Be cognizant of the fact that things can get real messy with our friendship if you drive like that.

  10. Cristiano Ferreira
    14th May 2022, 16:24

    “Lets crash this silly party”

  11. Richard Hill
    14th May 2022, 16:26

    Mick…I trust you…tell me, do I have food in my teeth?!

  12. We’re gonna be Formula E buddies!

    1. LOL

    2. Nikos (@exeviolthor)
      16th May 2022, 5:15


  13. You won’t be anywhere close to the back of my car during the race but your time will come

  14. “Look, we’re both mature racers, if we collide then we collided. I’ll know it wasn’t intentional. Honestly, to think I’d take it personally, you worry too much.”

  15. You scratch my back and i’ll scratch yours!

  16. Was ist los?

  17. Ganesh Krishnasamy
    14th May 2022, 19:00

    Vettel toick:- Once upon a time I hate those backmarkers, But I realise how difficult it is actually to be a backmarker.

  18. Electroball76
    14th May 2022, 19:17

    “So I’m thinkin’ I’mma scoot me somethin’ hot.
    In this salsa-merengue melting pot.
    Hottest club in the city, and it’s right on the beach!
    Temperature get to ya, it’s about to reach
    Five-hundred degrees.
    In the Carribean seas.
    With the hot mamis screaming “¡Ay papi!”

    1. Derek Edwards
      14th May 2022, 21:14

      Next time you start overdriving you should just go for a Stroll instead.

  19. Roth Man (@rdotquestionmark)
    14th May 2022, 22:12

    If you get the chance to take me out so I can go home early please do Mick.

  20. “Now imagine if only I was bumped by a Schumacher: I’d form the Triple Crown of Champions with Damon and Jacques!”

  21. I honestly believe I enjoy giving you a neck massage more than you enjoy receiving it.

  22. Seb thought Mick’s secret plan to muscle his way through the field was an hilarious joke.

  23. Seb thought his new party trick, the ‘double Vulcan neck pinch’ was hilarious.

    Mick swore revenge.

  24. You think I should use your Barber?

  25. Seb assuring Mick that the “act now or swim later” on his t-shirt was a genuine environment concern rather than friendly advice towards his career.

  26. Among animals, baring one’s teeth is a threat. But among humans, it is usually a gesture of friendship. Or is it?

  27. Only carbon fibre can break us apart.

  28. Vettel – if the fia checks my underwear, I’m wearing none.

  29. “After I retire I will make sure you will race in Hockenheim or Nurburgring

  30. I know! They actually love me for being a hypocrite. Next stop Hollywood…

  31. Mick wonders why Seb’s grip is tightening around his throat.

  32. “Okay, keep smiling for the cameras, but remember that Lawrence says that if you don’t want a Prancing Horse’s head in your bed then you’d better watch who you crash into in future. Capisce?”

  33. Laugh now, but I’ve just arranged for Will Smith to come pay you a visit. Oh, here he is now. Bienvenidos a Miami

  34. …and then he asked about the jewellery underneath the underwear!!!

  35. No, Ferrari paid more, but I’m saving a bunch on hair cuts!

  36. OK Micky Boy, it’s Question Time…

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