Caption Competition 246: Core blimey

35 comments on “Caption Competition 246: Core blimey”

1. 

   notagrumpyfan
   3rd August 2024, 12:21

   This magic sweat band will help you lose 1.5kg easily.
   1. 

      Mayrton
      3rd August 2024, 14:23

      lol
2. 

   Only Facts!
   3rd August 2024, 12:38

   No George, lean in the middle sector was about fuel saving…
   1. 

      André
      3rd August 2024, 15:51

      Clever
   2. 

      Sumedh
      3rd August 2024, 16:24

      Clever. Sorry to be technical, but George was weighed after draining out all fuel. So fuel saving wouldn’t have saved George from the disqualification
3. 

   Tom (@tomduff)
   3rd August 2024, 12:49

   And if you wear this we can remove 1.5KG of ballast from the car
4. 

   NoelyNoel (@noelynoel)
   3rd August 2024, 12:58

   Mercedes claim Russell’s four-pack was to blame for being underweight at Spa.
5. 

   SteveP
   3rd August 2024, 13:08

   George displays high plank wear, demonstrating he is thinnerthan two short ones
6. 

   Electroball76
   3rd August 2024, 13:42

   Middle management didn’t have all the answers, but they were able to offer a sticking-plaster solution.
7. 

   Gilles Amon (@gillesamon)
   3rd August 2024, 13:58

   Also ran on George, the CrowdStrike patch was buggy.
8. 

   Gilles Amon (@gillesamon)
   3rd August 2024, 14:02

   Or:
   Sunday morning in Spa: “Hey George, CrowdStrike just released a new patch. Works 100%.”
9. 

   Foxey84
   3rd August 2024, 14:20

   Sorry George we have to stick the hair back on otherwise we will be underweight again
10. 

    Sumedh
    3rd August 2024, 16:01

    See, I have lost 1.5 kg of flab. But don’t tell it to the team yet, it’s a surprise.
11. 

    Keefy
    3rd August 2024, 17:05

    Holy Moly, he wears a posture belt!
12. 

    Roth Man (@rdotquestionmark)
    3rd August 2024, 17:31

    George got nervous when he heard ABS is banned in F1
13. 

    James Brickles (@brickles)
    3rd August 2024, 17:49

    George: “Hey Jenson, check out this button!”
14. 

    Stephen Higgins
    3rd August 2024, 17:55

    “I’m, too sexy for my race suit, too sexy for my race suit …”
15. 

    Electroball76
    3rd August 2024, 20:26

    George shot some ‘special’ photos for his OnlyRaceFans account
    1. 

       Nick T.
       4th August 2024, 0:07

       Damn, you stole my theme!
16. 

    Bullfrog (@bullfrog)
    3rd August 2024, 21:28

    “George, we’re giving you a preview of next year’s team kit. It’s made to measure for Kimi.”
17. 

    FlyingLap (@flyinglapp)
    3rd August 2024, 21:40

    Doesn’t George know that ABS are illegal in an F1 car?
18. 

    Derek Edwards
    3rd August 2024, 23:24

    …but Toto said “Corset’s legal”
    1. 

       Crawliin-from-the-wreckage-(Unhinged) (@davedai)
       4th August 2024, 10:04

       Only took me a day to get it.
       Great play on words.
19. 

    Nick T.
    3rd August 2024, 23:56

    The king of hardcore, OnlyFans star and sometimes F1 driver George Russell AKA Mr. Saturday Night flashes his hard core.
20. 

    PB
    4th August 2024, 0:11

    Pit crew: Excellent, you got the pack of white powder through customs George.
    George: Next time, put it in the fuel tank.
21. 

    Crawliin-from-the-wreckage-(Unhinged) (@davedai)
    4th August 2024, 0:53

    I’ve got the stomach to fight for the WDC. Do you?
22. 

    Hans Rasmussen
    4th August 2024, 1:02

    Quick, strap that kilo and a half on.
23. 

    EffWunFan (@cairnsfella)
    4th August 2024, 6:35

    Awful week for George. First he’s disqualified, then he gets band.
24. 

    EffWunFan (@cairnsfella)
    4th August 2024, 6:43

    … and this should just about cover your “Victory in Spa 24” tattoo.
25. 

    Todfod (@todfod)
    4th August 2024, 10:15

    George explains the 1.5kg loss to the stewards
26. 

    prelvu (@prelvu)
    4th August 2024, 18:18

    I thought after Ralph coming out that would encourage George to come out too
    1. 

       Nick T.
       6th August 2024, 16:54

       Not until he’s retired. Doesn’t matter though. With that core, we can all enjoy! ; )
27. 

    Dave The Drummer (@davethedrummer)
    5th August 2024, 9:22

    “Just a bit of last minute waxing before the podium”
28. 

    Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys)
    5th August 2024, 23:28

    George strikes a pose for his Only Racefans account.
29. 

    Nick T.
    6th August 2024, 16:55

    I smile when my midriff is exposed too, but from embarrassment.

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