James Vowles, Valtteri Bottas, Red Bull Ring, 2024

Caption Competition 247: Valtteri, it’s James

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Sauber driver Valtteri Bottas and Williams team principal James Vowles know each other well from their time at Mercedes together.

But what was the exchange between the pair here in the paddock?

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28 comments on “Caption Competition 247: Valtteri, it’s James”

  1. Derek Edwards
    10th August 2024, 9:54

    Whoever finishes last in the constructors one of us is going to end up carrying the can.

  2. I can understand the calendar but you’re taking it too far marketing this Buttass energy drink in the paddock.

  3. James: “Yes Valtteri, I have a seat for you if Carlos exercises the big-team-comes-calling clause in his contract, if Zhou refuses to pay, if our academy graduates aren’t good enough, and if for some reason Magnussen wants to retire. Let’s shake on it.”

  4. Sorry James, I can’t be seen shaking hands with someone with that haircut.

  5. “Hello there. I’m James Vowles”
    “Hey – I think I recognise your voice”

    1. Ahah, I like it!

  6. Vowles: “There have been some interesting developments in the driver market.”
    Bottas: “What’s at stake?”
    Vowles: “At the moment, you and Zhou but they have just signed Hulkenberg.”

  7. One more time Valteri, it’s rock, paper, scissors, not pen.

    1. Wow, that’s also a good one!

  8. James: “OK, Valtteri. We can hire you, on one condition: I don’t ever want to see your naked butt again.”
    Valtteri: “I’ve already posted to you my latest nude calendar. Check your mail, it should arrive any day now.”
    James: “Well, that decides it. The seat goes to Carlos.”

  9. Boring & somewhat unimaginative, but we’ll offer you a return opportunity only if Carlos turns down our offer for him.

  10. Sorry, Valteri. I heard Briatore will get new spresso machines as early as next year. Give it a shot.

  11. – Hey, you look familiar!
    – Valteri, it’s James.

    1. Ahah, at last they meet in person!

  12. no no no i’ve seen that trick before

  13. Valtteri: “Oh James, and this one time, at band camp, …”

  14. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, I don’t shake hands.

  15. Bottas: Go ahead. Pull my finger.

  16. – James, let’s make a bet!
    – What’s at stake?
    – Me!

  17. James, it’s Valtteri. Any chance of a drive?

    Sorry Valtteri, we no longer employ number twos at Williams.

  18. Vowels: “Valtteri, you look like you’re auditioning for a NASCAR seat. Are you giving up on F1 already?”

  19. “That shirt is so white”…

    “Yes… I use the same stuff you use on your hair”

  20. When Toto gives you a hand you take it.

  21. Vowels : *sigh* Valtteri that is my drink. Please give it back

    Bottas : Not until you ring Carlos and tell him you’ve changed your mind!

  22. Like I said before James; it’s me Valtteri, *beep* you.

  23. The mullet gives me wings!!

  24. “I know I failed again, but last week you didn’t have any matching tyres for me and two weeks earlier you didn’t give me any fuel” !!!!!

  25. “Valtteri, we have a reserve driver role for you to consider.”

    “Thanks James, I’ll mull it over.”

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