Caption Competition 250: Snack for Sainz

46 comments on “Caption Competition 250: Snack for Sainz”

1. 

   Adam (@adamgoh)
   28th September 2024, 13:04

   That ice cream tasted smooth. Like a smooooooth operatorrrrr… Smooooooth operatorrrrr~
2. 

   Nulla Pax (@nullapax)
   28th September 2024, 13:12

   “I’m going to miss the car.
   I’m going to miss these fantastic energy snacks.
   I’m going to miss the crew’s tightly tailored outfits.”
3. 

   Diez Cilindros (@diezcilindros)
   28th September 2024, 13:44

   I’ll make sure my seat must be big enough so that no Argentinean reserve driver can use it and sit tight.
4. 

   schooner (@schooner)
   28th September 2024, 14:04

   Sainz’s personal assistant had to look away with embarrassment at his repeated failed attempts to get a spoonful of pudding into his mouth.
5. 

   MurasamaRA300 (@murasamara300)
   28th September 2024, 14:05

   Alex, pay attention now…:

   This has been my standard breakfast in 2024.
   Next year, a menu change awaits.
6. 

   Sergey Martyn
   28th September 2024, 14:08

   Will at Williams they really feed me the same white powder?
   1. 

      Nulla Pax (@nullapax)
      28th September 2024, 15:56

      I was so busy looking at the boobies that I missed the white powder ….. I must be getting old ;)
      1. 

         SteveP
         28th September 2024, 21:49

         I was so busy looking at the boobies that I missed the white powder

         I don’t understand the fascination with sherbet, as for sniffing it through a straw – just makes the corners of your eyes fizz.
         1. 

            Johns
            29th September 2024, 5:20

            You guys need to find a different pub. Maybe one near a women’s futbol league. Or a women’s weightlifting gym. They’ll clean up your manners; they’ll knock u senseless if you step out of line.
7. 

   Bob C.
   28th September 2024, 14:19

   “It worked for Kimi”
8. 

   Derek Edwards
   28th September 2024, 14:23

   For extra speed in the race a last minute snack of papaya rules.
9. 

   RatSack
   28th September 2024, 14:31

   Despite recommendations from around the paddock, Sainz resists eating Coco Pops.
10. 

    Red Andy (@red-andy)
    28th September 2024, 14:55

    They said I was nothing like Kimi. I’ll show them…
11. 

    Terrion (@terrion)
    28th September 2024, 15:23

    *SLLLLLLURRRRPFFFFFFF*
12. 

    isthatglock21
    28th September 2024, 15:28

    His old tweet about Chinese people eating cats would be the perfect caption.
13. 

    Nick T.
    28th September 2024, 15:46

    Preparing for the upcoming Max Verstappen biopic in which Carlos will play the 3x title winner, he uses the method acting approach and just like infant Verstappen, who had to feed himself as an infant, Carlos plays “here comes the airplane num nums” game.
14. 

    Nick T.
    28th September 2024, 16:21

    Ewww! My granola got switched with Christian’s Cocoa Puffs!
    1. 

       j sc
       28th September 2024, 19:20

       Good one!
15. 

    AndrewT (@andrewt)
    28th September 2024, 16:32

    Losing his Ferrari seat does indeed look like a bitter pill to swallow.
16. 

    Roth Man (@rdotquestionmark)
    28th September 2024, 17:35

    Carlos doesn’t have the heart to tell Charles what he really thinks of his low calorie ice cream
17. 

    j sc
    28th September 2024, 19:19

    Touching pre-race snack to my lips before I eat is my secret lucky charm!
18. 

    Stephen Crowsen (@drycrust)
    28th September 2024, 19:26

    “Sorry Carlos, but I don’t think that was a bee you swatted with your scarf, because there’s a rather angry wasp on your back.”
19. 

    rprp
    28th September 2024, 20:16

    Finally, something to swallow other than pride.
20. 

    Drew Fern
    28th September 2024, 20:50

    “Just savoring the last few spoonfuls of my Ferrari stint… before I race off to new flavours!”
21. 

    Graham O
    28th September 2024, 21:12

    The jaw dropping moment when I was told Hamilton had been given my Ferrari seat has taken months to cure. Maybe I can lever it shut with this spoon?
22. 

    Urvaksh (@thedoctor03)
    28th September 2024, 23:02

    I asked for an energy bar. Not humble pie.
23. 

    Konstantinos
    28th September 2024, 23:55

    “Well, better start getting used to baked beans I guess.”
24. 

    Jungle
    29th September 2024, 0:53

    Carlos – Nup not gonna eat!

    Assistant – Only three mouthfuls left then you get some ice cream…now open wide here comes the choo choo train.
25. 

    AllTheCoolNamesWereTaken
    29th September 2024, 2:17

    “Bloody Colapinto trying to cut in front of me at the icecream van. He better not try anything similar in the race.”
26. 

    EffWunFan (@cairnsfella)
    29th September 2024, 2:26

    Sainz assistant clearly didn’t know the Heimlich maneuver. Nonetheless, a swift spank seemed to dislodge the errant piece of dry ice anyway.
    1. 

       Johns
       29th September 2024, 5:23

       Best so far
    2. 

       Nick T.
       29th September 2024, 5:50

       lol, I was also thinking of using a spank based one.
27. 

    Jeanrien (@jeanrien)
    29th September 2024, 7:00

    Sainz told Lewis he was going soft to make one bite of what was in front of him.
28. 

    PJ
    29th September 2024, 8:20

    Hmmmmmm… food for thought.
    1. 

       PJ
       29th September 2024, 8:22

       or
       “A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down…”
29. 

    Crawliin-from-the-wreckage- Special Unhinged Edition (@davedai)
    29th September 2024, 8:21

    Ferrari clearance sale.
    Carlos Sainz “frozen moments”. Posters or lifesize replicas.
    Any offer considered
30. 

    Electroball76
    29th September 2024, 10:34

    Each team must carry out regular checks on the flexibility of the rear wing
31. 

    Mark (@blueruck)
    29th September 2024, 11:40

    ummm…MyProtien products… Logan was right
32. 

    Only Facts!
    29th September 2024, 11:47

    Sorry, but they don’t let me shake things up at Ferrari
33. 

    Bazzoni
    29th September 2024, 14:16

    One final taste of success!
34. 

    James Brickles (@brickles)
    29th September 2024, 17:15

    Carlos Sainz has recently singed an endorsement deal with Innocent Drinks to help promote their new range of ‘smoooooothies’
35. 

    Nick T.
    29th September 2024, 19:37

    Is that the taste of cola and pinto beans? No me gusta!
36. 

    DavidS (@davids)
    29th September 2024, 22:43

    Smoothie operator! Smooooothie Operatorrrrr!
37. 

    Mel Sta. Ana
    29th September 2024, 23:10

    Williams next year. A bitter pill to swallow…
38. 

    NoelyNoel (@noelynoel)
    30th September 2024, 7:50

    Here comes the Williams! Nyooooowwwwmmm!
39. 

    Jents (@dejents)
    30th September 2024, 11:48

    ? maybe theses asian tapas are best eaten with chopsticks…

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