Aston Martin mechanic, Interlagos, 2024

Caption Competition 252: Frustration Martin

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It’s not been the best season for Aston Martin in 2024, with the team failing to score a single point over the recent triple header.

So what was this team mechanic thinking during last weekend’s Brazilian Grand Prix weekend?

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59 comments on “Caption Competition 252: Frustration Martin”

  1. “My application for RB was rejected”

  2. Oh no, now I will be in trouble with the FIA for swearing during the pitstop

  3. “He just beached it on the formation lap. I cannot continue with this facade….nup…can’t do it…can’t do it anymore”

  4. notagrumpyfan
    9th November 2024, 11:11

    Don’t call me Martin; I’m Jack, man!

  5. “I’m starting to think we let the wrong driver go in 2022.”

  6. FlyingLobster27
    9th November 2024, 11:25

    Following the formation lap debacle, Derek was asked to rearrange the letters of Lance Stroll’s name on his paddock scooter to form a rude word. But it was proving a real head-scratcher.

    (for reference: Ricardo RosseT, 1998)

  7. When I was five years old, I had a small green toy racing car. It was my favourite.
    I remember being in the sandbox at the playground… I think I went on the swings for a short while… and I never found the car again…

    This painful childhood memory has been suppressed for over 20 years.
    It’s all coming back to me now!

  8. ‘Significant damage to Aston’s bicycle meant definite retirement’

  9. ‘The cost cap had left teams with no option but to simply wait for fans to throw money in the hat’

  10. I told Lance he should go to the beach in Brazil, I never meant to beach the car!

  11. Constantijn Blondel
    9th November 2024, 12:40

    Thinking about Lance a lot …

  12. Why I am still here? Just to suffer

  13. But, but … I just fixed it … and he broke again!

  14. €5000 fine for not wearing kneepads!
    That’s BS.

    1. Good thing he beached it, guess they wont find out about the bolt I forgot to install.

  15. When the mechanics’ bingo cards for the owner’s son’s performance have both ‘hits a wall on the formation lap’ and ‘beaches the car in the gravel on the formation lap,’ but your card doesn’t have them on the same line.

  16. After running back from the grid on the formation lap “He drove into what now?”

  17. I don’t have a snappy caption, just my feelings on this team. There’s been a lot of promise, potential and even some success ever since it was the Irish team and the car even had a shamrock on it. They just never seem to get there. There’s no reason why they can’t finally be successful, but I feel I have to give up hoping at some point. With Alonso there, it would be good to have one season where he has a good car (with the same for Lewis and Max, but perhaps a worse one for Max!). I don’t know. I don’t even think Adrian’s involvement will lead to success immediately. Not all of his cars have been amazing, and it can take more time than Alonso and perhaps even he has. Stroll is a rich man, but F1 is a very expensive business. I’m sure he has to sort out sponsorship just like Eddie Jordan did. If he has to put too much in out of his own pocket, not even he can afford to keep the team going and he’ll have to sell it. There is a time limit for success and the results have to come in the next few years.

    1. There comes a time in every boys life they have to leave their father and take up golf.

      1. Tim Parkinson
        9th November 2024, 23:21

        Tell that to Max!!

  18. That was not what I thought when Lance promised not to crash the car in race.

  19. Alright, we’re going to Lourdes with Lance. Maybe that will help.

  20. Common…It’s called gravel trapp for a reason!

  21. Following Newey’s arrival, a mechanic sits with all the elements which will be on the 2025 car.

  22. “I just can’t believe I won my bet that Lance would finish the race ahead of Fernando”.

  23. “Just not enough hours training him on how to do the formation lap”.

  24. “He… he did what?”

  25. “Another year with this spoiled brat. I can’t take it anymore.”

  26. Lance, we said to cause an incident to benefit Alonso!

  27. Looks like Lance Stroll has been given a contract extension.

  28. Seeing Lance beach his AMR yet again, this poor Aston Martin mechanic was shaken. Not stirred.

  29. Not even Newey can build a car Lance won’t destroy..

  30. Kneeling in prayer hasn’t done any good – what else can I do?

  31. Oh well, it’s probably the cheapest way to crash the car, could have been worse.

  32. When your best friend goes to play in the sand pit without you.

  33. I heard Alonso say “el plan!”

  34. Ooch. I forgot to put jam on the inside of the visor.

  35. Derek Edwards
    9th November 2024, 22:07

    Given Lance’s propensity to hit anything and everything in sight, his jack man cannot bear to think about the next pit stop.

  36. Tim Parkinson
    9th November 2024, 23:05

    Once!!!..I had the Jack upside down ONCE!!

  37. Tim Parkinson
    9th November 2024, 23:07

    Just Once .I had the Jack upside down…!! They just won’t let it go!!!

  38. Tim Parkinson
    9th November 2024, 23:17

    Great friends I’ve got!! Told me it was my dream job with the ‘Villa!

  39. Gravel box is too much for my head…

  40. “I never want to feel like this again. Newey can’t come soon enough.”

  41. “I have already had to kneel in the corner because I predicted this. Now what do I have to endure?”

  42. “Luckily, we do not have a spare car anymore.”

  43. DONALD ROBERTS
    10th November 2024, 2:43

    “I should’ve had a V-8!”

  44. Gosh! When would this (s)trolling end??

  45. Ohh noo… I hate this team! They cut cost on everything to get Newey! I have to work without protection gear, and now they give me this child’s helmet that DOES NOT FIT! And man… can someone take this depressing sign off the jack!!

  46. “Man… this season can’t end soon enough!”

  47. 40 years in the wilderness – all those promises of gold-lined finish lines, champagne spraying and the most glorious of victories…

    All I see is sand and yet more sand.

  48. Team reacts to the extension of Lance Stroll’s contract

  49. Aston Martin let off with a warning after water in tyres traced back to their mechanics’ tears.

  50. This is the One picture that really doesn’t need a comment !

  51. Oh no, I have forgotten to bring my raincoat!

  52. “Lance can’t dance, but he cost a lot of money, watch him while he crash the car”

    Melody: Vanz Kant Danz – John Fogerty

  53. “No I will not operate the jack, nor will I get up or even look at you until I get a go in the Vantage saftey car like the rest of the pit crew.”

  54. Aston Martin mechanic loses his life savings when he put money on Lance Stroll starting the Brazilian GP.

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