Sergio Perez, Red Bull, 2024

Caption Competition 254: Perez delivers

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Red Bull driver Sergio Perez turned up at the team’s base at Milton Keynes in the United Kingdom with a special gift for their employees.

He presented them with 2,000 bottles of tequila as part of a promotion for a sponsor.

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69 comments on “Caption Competition 254: Perez delivers”

  1. notagrumpyfan
    14th December 2024, 8:11

    This one should go to Keith: “Perez finally delivers.”

    1. +1
      I saw the title and decided all other entries could only be second best

    2. +1 by the way, that tequila is probably the most expensive tequila one can get (200 bottles for 20 million..)

    3. +1 to that, it’s a shame it’s been changed.

    4. And you should get comment of the day!!

  2. He started to bribe the team by offering them free Tequila & bringing the team another sponsor so he wouldn’t get sacked.

  3. Patron doesn’t give you wings!

    1. Patron doesn’t give you wings!

      Patron gives you loads of money

  4. This is my magic potion – If you drink enough of it, I’ll start to look like a world champion.

  5. From Red Bull to Uber Eats in 2 weeks

  6. “I may not be able to drive the car”, said Checo,
    “But I sure know how to kiss those backsides”

  7. Hey guys, look: I’m the lead driver for a drinks company!

  8. If you don’t know what the button does,. don’t push it. Uh ho he does Helmut quick!!! OMG

  9. After 8 months of ceaseless testing, Sergio is finally ready to share his liquid meal replacement with the world.

  10. Roth Man (@rdotquestionmark)
    14th December 2024, 9:52

    Well it was never going to be champagne….

  11. Sorry it’s so late. The traffic was unbelievalble.

    1. Coventry Climax
      14th December 2024, 12:12

      Hèhè, I like that one.

      Can I add a bit, in perez-style?
      “Sorry we‘re late. Traffic was unbelievable. But look what I‘ve got you.”

      1. I like it!

  12. “I plan to drink a lot of tequila before I get bucked by the bull”

  13. “Surely Christian wouldn’t be able tequila veteran’s career after this gesture?”

  14. Coventry Climax
    14th December 2024, 11:32

    “I’m not going to actually disclose what car I’ll drive next season, but it’ll be fully electric and all white. And I’ll give you one further hint: Use the empty bottles as fancy tee’s on the green!”

  15. Coventry Climax
    14th December 2024, 11:34

    “I know it affects your driving, but it does wonders for your fashion sense!”

  16. Coventry Climax
    14th December 2024, 11:35

    “Here’s something to wash away the foul taste of a lost Constructor’s!”

  17. Coventry Climax
    14th December 2024, 11:36

    “No, doesn’t make you blind. I’ve tested thoroughly myself!”

  18. Coventry Climax
    14th December 2024, 11:47

    Perez’ latest driver assessment for Red Bull turned out a bit different from what he expected.

  19. Perez’s secret weapon for Red Bull’s shareholder meet revealed

  20. Perez will be having a case of blues this Christmas.

    1. Coventry Climax
      14th December 2024, 12:14

      That’s brilliant!

  21. No I didn’t lose a bet. It’s my new clothing brand.
    Te gusta?

  22. Flattery will get you anywhere!

  23. Perez staying with the team for the next 2 years, he brought one bottle to compensate for every point lost to Max in past and future.

  24. Constantijn Blondel
    14th December 2024, 12:46

    “I always told you I have a contract with Red Bull for 2025” – Sergio Perez, new Red Bull head of special events.

  25. The proof drinking and driving do not match..

  26. Perez’s backers could never be accused of patronising the Red Bull management.

  27. The employees reply “Ooooooh… Patron” in their best Kenneth Williams impression.

    (For those of you that can remember the carry on films)

  28. ‘So that’s why I keep running off the track….’

  29. After winning the previous two Constructors Championships unopposed, the hangover from Red Bull’s success finally catches up.

  30. Here’s the bottleneck right in front of you.

  31. Was that a Patron with your Big Mac?

  32. J.H. Vredenborg
    14th December 2024, 17:10

    is this tequilla with or without a worm?

  33. Last year’s delivery gave me blackmailable material about Horner. I wonder what this year’s will yield.

  34. Don’t drink and drive. Fortunately, that won’t be an issue for me next year.

    1. Coventry Climax
      15th December 2024, 0:00

      ++
      That’s another great one.

  35. “I’m gonna let you in on my secret sauce!” explained Perez. “I’ve been drinking this before every session since China”

  36. “Drink while it lasts lads. Took me three quarters of a season to bottle it.”

  37. “What do you mean, past the expiration date? I drove as fast as I could!”.

  38. “I just don’t understand what went wrong with the car’s errordynamics, the bottle has the right shape when you uncork it.”

  39. “Here’s a sample of what kept me going in the second half of the season!”

  40. Sergio refused to go the the pub with the rest of the team, firmly stating “I do my drinking at the track!”.

  41. Drink 1 bottle and this jumper becomes interactive.

  42. “I’m driving for Patron Racing next year. They are about to buy out Red Bull!”

  43. Patron and Red Bull also known as a Perez. You already know its not going to be the best combination but its somehow far worse than you expected

  44. Hoping to raise even more funds through online sponsorship, Perez was rather confused when Patron delivered a shipment of Tequila instead of his planned internet based fan collaboration.

  45. I wonder if I’ll be able to use this jumper in 2025?

  46. Or will they let me keep this jumper

  47. A good effort by all but I have to give it to Keith – Perez Delivers

  48. Perez is now two for two giving the team something they don’t want to put in a Red Bull

  49. Yes (@come-on-kubica)
    15th December 2024, 15:24

    Not bad for a Number 2 driver.

  50. Perez bottles it again!

  51. Checo hopes the team see double when checking his points total

  52. Sharing to everyone my cockpit drink since April …

  53. Spike the drinks on the next bosses’ party – Checo.
    Have water for myself – Checo
    Steal Maxie’s supply of Dutch Apple Pies – Checo.
    Get the 2025 race seat contract so a confused Helmut can sign – YES!!! CHECO!!!!

  54. So this is gold tequila? It certainly is very yellow. But why is it so warm?

  55. Perez wanted to show his Patreon, contributing to his seat, that he can still deliver!

  56. Checo delivers 40% alc. proof to Team… in lieu of 40% of results

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