Caption Competition 201: Limbering up for the season

32 comments on “Caption Competition 201: Limbering up for the season”

1. 

   RBAlonso (@rbalonso)
   17th December 2022, 7:40

   Hands up if you think you’re in with a chance of winning the title!
2. 

   JackySteeg (@jackysteeg)
   17th December 2022, 7:52

   “From here they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look.”
   1. 

      Keith Collantine (@keithcollantine)
      18th December 2022, 19:39

      @jackysteeg This one is automatically funnier because I hear it in a Toto Wolff voice…
3. 

   Wayne
   17th December 2022, 8:25

   With all this porpoising i really have to give it extra to release my gas…
4. 

   wsrgo (@wsrgo)
   17th December 2022, 10:10

   Not an official entry for caption comp, but if I remember correctly they were competing to see who was the most flexible. Lewis won I think, he could grip his shoes.
   1. 

      Nulla Pax (@nullapax)
      17th December 2022, 12:08

      I grip my shoes every time I pick them up …. that’s easy! ;P
5. 

   Crawliin-from-the-wreckage (@davedai)
   17th December 2022, 11:17

   When I tap you on the shoulder you will wake up and remember nothing.
6. 

   Andy (@andyfromsandy)
   17th December 2022, 12:42

   Okay Charles, the win is yours!
7. 

   Only Facts!
   17th December 2022, 13:37

   “No Carlos, I meant how flexible is your car’s bottom…”
8. 

   Short Circuit (@jjohn)
   17th December 2022, 13:41

   I can’t believe this!
   They’ve given me reds on my left and yellows on my right!
9. 

   X1Znet (@x1znet)
   17th December 2022, 17:39

   Need to be flexible for Ferrari’s strategies.
10. 

    jaeger
    17th December 2022, 18:11

    All the time I have to pick the gravel from my shoes when I end my race in turn 1.
11. 

    Stephen Crowsen (@drycrust)
    17th December 2022, 19:36

    Lewis: No way man! An inch from your toes isn’t touching your toes.
12. 

    M
    17th December 2022, 20:39

    “They said that if I wanted to drive for Red Bull I would have to do this.”
13. 

    Sonny Crockett (@sonnycrockett)
    17th December 2022, 21:37

    Charles: That’s not what I meant when I asked you to give me a tow…
14. 

    PJ
    17th December 2022, 21:44

    Leap-frog anyone?
15. 

    EffWunFan (@cairnsfella)
    17th December 2022, 23:05

    Rumours that one of the Ferrari drivers was a robot gained traction when Carlos powered down during a press conference.
16. 

    Philip (@philipgb)
    17th December 2022, 23:07

    Hamilton: “Carlos, I see you’re ready for the teams next strategy call”
    1. 

       pastaman
       17th December 2022, 23:25

       Ok this is hilarious and the winner, but unfortunately will probably not be picked
17. 

    Frasier (@frasier)
    17th December 2022, 23:16

    Boxer clad Lewis is perplexed as once again Ferrari botches team orders by sending their drivers out with tight Italian chinos for the toe touching contest.
18. 

    DavidS (@davids)
    18th December 2022, 0:12

    Carlos preparing for his meeting with the teams strategists.
    1. 

       AndrewT (@andrewt)
       18th December 2022, 9:57

       I was thinking so hard about the same message but couldn’t really find a way to leave the “f-word” and “b_tthole” out of the sentence. You got my vote, sir!
19. 

    Derek Edwards
    18th December 2022, 0:18

    As he got ready to lose his shirt Lewis realised that this game of strip-challenge with the youngsters had not been a wise idea.
20. 

    Placid (@placid)
    18th December 2022, 1:45

    Lewis: Hold that position!!!! Let me get the paddle:
    Carlos: YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS?????????????
21. 

    FutureIsNow
    18th December 2022, 2:40

    Carlos, the slowest of the three, was ready for his punishment.
22. 

    callmej
    18th December 2022, 6:40

    CS: Ah!
    LH: Yeah, it’s the suit. I took off mine and switched to my “freewear”.
    CL: No, it’s his stomach. Carlos has been suffering from acute flatulance the entire weekend (and now he is doing this. God save us in this stuffy room!)
23. 

    Rich Hill
    18th December 2022, 8:22

    Having got on top of Flexi wings the drivers thought it was absurd for the FIA to now go after drivers too…
    1. 

       EffWunFan (@cairnsfella)
       18th December 2022, 9:27

       Like it. Maybe not phrased as well as possible, but hey, my lack of success in the caption comp hardly makes me a good judge. Nonetheless my fave so far.
24. 

    Jeanrien (@jeanrien)
    18th December 2022, 9:57

    Sainz is once again flexing about his abilities
25. 

    Tim Crimson (@tim-crimson)
    18th December 2022, 22:12

    Carlos before visiting a smooth operator.
26. 

    Ulfberht
    19th December 2022, 5:33

    Carlos, Charles and Lewis, discuss the FIA’s new stiffness requirements with Floor Flexibility
27. 

    Todfod (@todfod)
    19th December 2022, 11:57

    Ferrari’s new seat belt system didn’t work as planned.

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