Bullfrog

I’m amazed Liberty hasn’t given us SeaWorld porpoising, to go with their iconic Crypto overtake award and Pirelli pole position trophy.

You can have the other forty candles when you stop acting like a one-year-old.

I think opportunities will come their way, even if they’re not quite as quick. Ferrari and Red Bull should start getting grid penalties for new engines and whatnot before Mercedes. A win for George would be a nice […]

Can we have activist Sky pundits instead? At least then I’ll never have to listen to them.

All those months and years checking Vanity Fair for round-up material have paid off! At last, a story about F1… Actually quite a good read; lays it on a bit thick, but could explain why he’s so extraordinarily […]

If they announce they’ve signed Piastri, will anybody believe them?

Maybe they’ve signed Álex Palou. Or they’re announcing a fire alarm test.

I started reading the Mansell quote with a downcast Brummie accent, then realised it should have been Australian…

Surely there’s time for Alonso to rejoin them one more time…

Can we have some races in August please, instead of this nonsense?

Excellent – mad things happen at this track, plenty of first-time Grand Prix winners, and ten of the last 16 winners here have been British…
So, Christian, would you like to stick your oar in about qualifying […]

Somebody at Charouz clearly loved their early 90s F1, but needs to stop picking drivers purely by name. Next up in car 15: Barry Prost.

What were you doing behind him? He beat you. Your career isn’t sustainable. Go and save some bees.

Can we have racing tyres next year? If not sooner. Only managers want to watch management tyres.

Don’t become a whiny little sh…op steward, George. You did well to jump him off the virtual restart. You were “front wheel to back wheel” with Zhou at Silverstone too, and didn’t seem to know the rules too well […]

How about 3 sprints back-to-back?

If a war broke out between these teams, who would win?
(exits, wearing tin hat)

Star. Stupid phone.

Haha, yes! Look out for a round inlet with three-pointed start at the Hungaroring, if not before.

And how recent is recent? Let’s see who Ferrari come up with (and, interestingly, when): Giovinazzi?

When’s the activity day for 25 girls and 25 boys, then?

Ah, wait – that doesn’t say equality, that says equity… Brilliant – F1’s so obsessed with money, it can’t even keep it out of a worthy tweet.