the_donz

can you get it not in pink?

Alonso: lando you need to get faster, when I was a kid I was faster than Schumacher……
Johnson: and when I was a kid I was faster than andretti……

Landilo: sorry guys what we’re you saying? I was just […]

That’s not fair, he put all 4 wheels off the track!!!!

CHAAARRRRLLLLIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

30 cars might not make it better but 3x Mercedes fighting with 3x ferrari fighting with 3x redbull might give us a bit more variety especially when one team is dominating…..

Max: so how come these trophies are really really old?
Dan:Dude, 2013 isn’t that old….
Max: but I was starting high school in 2013…..

When I were a lad drivers were real men. Not these driverless things that race now…..

It’s a simple process to achieve success.

Buy f1.
Remove existing dictator.
Rebrand as new product.
Add skimpy underwear (something that looks like a thong).

Sounds like a perfect business plan surely […]

+1

get rid of DRS
include movable aero parts and let the teams loose without restriction to develop it onto any surface of the car.

that would make F1 standout completely from other categories

anyone else notice the picture in the ‘last race with a full grid’ section the Williams is confused about the direction the race track goes?

Exactly……

‘Felipe Massa’s son Felipinho must have the distinction of being the youngest person to make an appearance in the team radio communications. He sent a special message at the end of his father’s final home rac […]

Max announces new contract: ….and the new military race team has promised me the largest engine on the field and the ability to crush the opposition.
Left soldier: what race team?
Right soldier: no idea, I […]

Max: when I grow up I want to be a soldier, just like these guys.
Left soldier: Who is this?
Right soldier: just some kid, his dad must have brought him. Look there’s alonso let’s go see if we can get his autograph!

Stroll: guys this is the blue table, you have to let me play before you because I’m faster……

Sainz: what are those two doing?
Di Resta: Who cares. Kids these days!

Right guys. I know you are all really excited to race against alonso today but I’m sorry to say we ran out of karts, so alonso is going to use his mclaren-Honda F1 car. Try not to lap him too many times.

Ah jedi master alonso, we have been expecting you. Would you like to inspect your clone army?

At Secret test of new halo replacement.
Engineers: as you can see the Light Airborne Debris Avoidance system is race ready and has only marginal affect on the aerodynamics of the F1 car.

He used his car to hit another car…..
It’s a strong interpretation of the events but it could easily be classed as us8ng his car as a weapon