VitreousChain

“Here’s an idea. You can keep your right-angle corners if I get my sprinklers.”

Trash. 4

With 15 races still to go, Sebastian could hardly contain his excitement at the thought of a new helmet design.

And people wonder why others hate Red Bull.

Yeah Bahrain that year was so bad most people have probably forgotten it even happened.

Looks distinctly backmarker-esque.

lol brilliant

Flavio: “…and if you enter this promo code you get 25% off Renault engines for the next 12 months.”

It’s a shame of course as the BBC feels like the natural home of F1 in the UK. That said, their coverage over the last few years has been so bad in my opinion that perhaps it was time to move on anyway.

Next time on Countryfile…

Can’t remember the exact figure but aren’t Ferrari paid well over 100m or something just for turning up? Meanwhile, teams at the bottom are struggling to find the money just so they can turn up.

Fantastic.

Are you sure you want to quit this session? All unsaved progress will be lost.

“I can’t believe it”, said Jenson, “I’ve never been this far away from pole.”

It was at this point Kvyat regretted not using his tokens to upgrade his right forearm mid season.

This is now the first time as an F1 fan of over 13 years that I am genuinely scared for this sport, scared of the man running it and scared of the words that leave his mouth. Frightening.

9/10 good stuff