Vett: Shall we spay the Champagne on the Royal Family? and Carlota???
Alo: No, better no, they will not accept you as resident and yow’ll not be able to save taxes…
Vettel: My car was beautiful
Alonso *whispers*: mines a truck…
Vettel: And Hamilton thought he would be here this weekend trying to take the title
Alonso: He couldn’t even beat our number 2 drivers!
Vettel: at mclaren he managed to beat you though!
*tumbleweed*
Alonso: Don’t you know you are supposed to pull over for me when I am behind you. That is why I am always waving my hands around like an idiot whenever doesn’t let me pass. Don’t you know it is my God Given right to win every race?
ALO: why did you get two kisses from the girls and i did’nt? Is it because i’m Spanish?
VET: yeah, and I was expecting a French kiss. Want to go to the stewards office?
Dhaval Panchal
29th May 2011, 21:40
“Thank god for the safety car eh?”
Em
29th May 2011, 21:41
Vettel: man, Lewis will be throwing his toys out the pram after that…
Alonso: yeah dude, he makes me look good….
Bixurro
29th May 2011, 21:44
You saw Lewis? I read on twitter that he Was in a destruction derby today ….
EGC
29th May 2011, 21:44
Vett: Shall we spay the Champagne on the Royal Family? and Carlota???
Alo: No, better no, they will not accept you as resident and yow’ll not be able to save taxes…
Steph (@)
29th May 2011, 21:45
Vettel: My car was beautiful
Alonso *whispers*: mines a truck…
Vettel: And Hamilton thought he would be here this weekend trying to take the title
Alonso: He couldn’t even beat our number 2 drivers!
Vettel: at mclaren he managed to beat you though!
*tumbleweed*
john pemberton
29th May 2011, 21:47
Alonso ‘ my thongs have moved’ Vettel ‘ yeah, mine too’
Pete006_F1
29th May 2011, 21:53
Vettel: Where’s the Champagne? I wanna get krunked tonight!
Alonso: Not sure, can I join your pool party later though?
YouichiHophop
29th May 2011, 21:56
Lets do the time walk again !
Andy Howlett
29th May 2011, 21:59
Now, just drop the right hip and you never know who might come running….
F1George (@f1george)
29th May 2011, 22:02
Alonso: I dare you to spray champagne in one of the soldiers face…
fcofdz (@fcofdz)
29th May 2011, 22:11
LOL… best one so far
Buran (@buran)
30th May 2011, 1:24
Great One!! :D
F1George (@f1george)
30th May 2011, 14:23
:)
fcofdz (@fcofdz)
29th May 2011, 22:10
Alonso: Dude, talk about a well timed red flag huh?
Vettel: Pff! tell me about it, I was planning on finishing the race over the rims alone
supernicebob
29th May 2011, 22:11
“Lucky for us that Lewis wasn’t trying to overtake us today…”
Tango
30th May 2011, 16:09
God I try to defend Lewis all yesterday, but this one is nonetheless hilarious :D
Shaun
29th May 2011, 22:14
V: this is how you do a two handled tea pot
Mel5
29th May 2011, 22:28
Alonso: Guess what, Lewis is the official crash kid now. Vettel: And the official whiner.
Elliot Horwood
29th May 2011, 22:45
D’ya think they forgot the Champayne Seb?
Elliot Horwood
29th May 2011, 22:46
Seb: I heard Lewis drank them before the race
Rory
29th May 2011, 22:46
Alonso: Eh Seb, when’s a your dolmio day?
Dave
29th May 2011, 22:58
Alonso: Don’t you know you are supposed to pull over for me when I am behind you. That is why I am always waving my hands around like an idiot whenever doesn’t let me pass. Don’t you know it is my God Given right to win every race?
Vettel: Not this year (smile).
unionscum
30th May 2011, 9:08
ALO: why did you get two kisses from the girls and i did’nt? Is it because i’m Spanish?
VET: yeah, and I was expecting a French kiss. Want to go to the stewards office?
Tango
30th May 2011, 16:12
Alonso : “Fernando is. Faster. Than. You, I repeat : Fernando is. Faster. Than. You. Didn’t you get the message?”
andrew_s (@)
1st June 2011, 9:48
Alonso: “So, about that other seat next season……”
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Alonso: “So Seb, how long does your KERS last when you press the button?”