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    – Fixed penalties!!! I keep getting penalties for crashes that aren’t caused by me. It also drives me mad when I have a crash and while returning to the track I get a penalty for “cutting the curve”!

    – Customisation – I would love to be able to put my photo instead of the ANON masked guy in my stats screen. It is also irritating that while you drive f.e. for Toro Rosso you can see J.Alguersuari written on the sides of the car. Helmet design would be nice too.

    – Statistics – an almost complete lack of statistics made me start writing them in a notebook (and getting back in time at leat 10 years in the history of video-games)

    – Podiums – because a press conference is not enough

    – The ability to switch drivers at the end of the season. Codemasters can’t do it because of the contracts with F1, but leaving this option to us – players maybe would do the job.

    The idea of a game starting with karting, then GP3, GP2, testing in F1, and finally full-driver job is fantastic. But I think it would be a much too expensive project for any PC games developer right now. But maybe some time..

    #159517
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    A tank to a F1 car:

    -Haha you have an engine in your a*s!

    – Better to have an engine in the a*s than a di*k on the forehead!

    Fernando is running after Massa’s car. After some time he stops all sweaty and exhausted. Someone from the crowd shouts:

    – Come on, you won’t make it…

    – I must! – he replies – I AM FASTER THAN HIM!

    Also I found these on the internet:

    Lewis Hamilton goes up to Luca Di Montezemolo, says “Hey Luca, I’m a really brilliant driver, right”

    Luca says “yeah and….”

    Hamilton says “well i just wondered what it would be like driving for you”.

    “Well” says Luca, you’d be earning around 45Mill a year, Free Ferrari 612 Scaglietti, free access to a Ferrari private plane, free penthouse apartment in Maranello, free health care, a top model to act as chaffuer…oh and we pay all your taxes”

    “You’re Bull Sh!tt!ng me!!!!!!” says Hamilton

    “You started with the Bull Sh!t”, says Luca

    Q: What is the difference between Alonso and God?

    A: God knows he is not Alonso.

    @wasiF1 ORLY? ;)

    #150683
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    An Android app would be very nice!

    #147986
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    So boys, you have one year to have fun with the girls, then switch to Ferrari

    #157939
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    @ Magnificent Geoffrey

    Hahaha you made me fall out of my chair! :D

    #158093
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    Driver Champion: Fernando Alonso

    Constructors Champion: Ferrari

    Biggest driver let down: Vitaly Petrov

    Biggest constructor let down: Team Lotus

    Best race of 2011: Monaco

    Worst race of 2011: Korea

    Biggest Suprise of 2011: Michael Schumacher ends season 3rd

    #146855
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    @polishboy808

    bedziemy jeszcze rosnac w sile hehe;)

    #146852
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    I once noticed a graffiti on an italian train. It was the logo of a computer game, “Summoner”. I liked it and decided to use it as my nickname (don’t ask my why;). One day my friend told me that “summoner” is a bit too long and difficult to pronounce (I live in Poland) and decided he will call me “summers”. After a while all my friends started calling me like that and I got used to it ;)

    #134779
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    Rupert Everett as Francesco Dellamorte from the movie Dellamorte Dellamore (aka Cemetary Man)

    #156908
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    I got the “Apollo F1 Enzo” steering wheel for PC, so now I can enjoy my F1 2010 even more :)

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