Drivers new years party
- 3rd January 2011, 17:38 at 5:38 pm #128709
I luckily managed to scribe this down on a bit of scrap paper as i overheard a conversation that was most compelling.
Lucky to get this guys so cherish every syllable
Lewis is talking with domenicali
Dom: so lewis i was quite impressed this season
Lew: thanks mate
Dom: yes fernando was saying something interesting yesterday, ill go get him
Lew: no no you..
Dom: ere he is my boy fernando
Domenicalis phone rings and he exits
Lew: so what have you got planned for 2011
Alo: i plan to win again
Lew: again? You have won 0 wdcs since i arrived
Alo: me 2nd. You 4th
Lew: i must say, you are a master tactician fernando
Alo: thank you
Lew: whining constantly at your team to move massa aside was a masterstroke
Alo: there were no team orders
Jenson overhears and joins the pair
Jen: alright lewis
Lew: sod off jenson, were talking driving
Alo: so rude to your teammate
Lew: thats rich
Jen: dont worry alonso hes just jealous
Lew: of what
Jen: my life
Lew: jenson ive tried to be nice, but ill be honest, your shlitr dryvrrrrer
Jen: what, you mumbled at the end
Alo: he chokes under pressure, it is natural for him
Lew: what happened in abu dhabi 2010 fanando?
Alo: i have fun time with tu girlfriend
Whi: calm down!
Whitmarsh runs to the scene
Whi: get up
Alo: i did nothing.
Whi: youre lucky i dont tell stefano about you
Whi: come on, lets go, i dont want my star driver hurt
Lew: i gotta keep safe. Jen: nah i musnt get hurt
Lew: what the hell jenson how can you even call yourself half decent
Whi: i was in fact talking to jenson
Whi: i like an old style british driver
Because lewis is hurt, jenson drives them home.
He goes so slowly and easy on his tyres that they have to take a right turn at chiswick and head for bahrain to guarantee prompt arrival.3rd January 2011, 17:50 at 5:50 pm #157222RIISEMember
That was brilliant, if only they did a sketch…3rd January 2011, 23:59 at 11:59 pm #157223AndrewTannerParticipant
Ehhhhhhhh?5th January 2011, 8:05 at 8:05 am #157224
I thought so5th January 2011, 8:16 at 8:16 am #157225Funkyf1Participant
Lmao very entertaining :)7th January 2011, 17:57 at 5:57 pm #157226
Like to see others do more of these, i feel i could do a better one8th January 2011, 12:35 at 12:35 pm #157227
Feel free to comment9th January 2011, 7:51 at 7:51 am #157228Stephen JonesParticipant
its good.. everyones too nervous to follow in your footsteps!27th January 2011, 7:48 at 7:48 am #157229
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