Caption Competition 220: Alpine pair meet famous farmer

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Earlier in the year ex-Top Gear presenter turned celebrity farmer Jeremy Clarkson made good on a bet to buy a round of beers for everyone at Alpine after Esteban Ocon reached the podium in Monaco.

Clarkson rejoined Ocon and team mate Pierre Gasly at the British Grand Prix last month.

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40 comments on “Caption Competition 220: Alpine pair meet famous farmer”

  1. Derek Edwards
    12th August 2023, 9:00

    After meeting Alpine’s latest new staff hiring the drivers began to have genuine doubts about the management’s competence.

    1. Haha. Spot on!

  2. What shall we bet on next?

    1. Formula One. How hard can it be?

  3. Yeh, we have to drive the donkeys around here

    1. Jeff McDermott
      13th August 2023, 11:44

      Looks like I’ll be building your next car, would you like a John or MFB?

  4. I’m your new team principal. Shall we?

  5. Roth Man (@rdotquestionmark)
    12th August 2023, 10:03

    It’s safe to go over guys, he’s got a hot meal.

  6. Which one of you shall I call the Hamster and which one is Captain Slow?

  7. “Don’t worry, chaps, I do understand how it feels not to be in Top Gear for yet another season…”

    1. Super!

  8. Thank you for the beer, mate. Can we have another?.

  9. “So which of you is this week’s star in a reasonably slow car?”

  10. Radio lines will be more important than racing lines to give air time to thid alpine. Take notes from your management!

  11. Top Pear.

  12. No thanks, I already drive a tractor.

  13. The rumours were true, the new Alpine boss was indeed outstanding in his field…

    1. Coventry Climax
      12th August 2023, 16:00

      +1

  14. “We have another five-year plan coming” – “Oh no, anyway…”

  15. Alpine is in trouble? Fired the management?

    Oh No!.
    Anyway; …

  16. Alpine is still a mess.

    Oh no! Anyway

  17. Ocon: “If I get you a steak, do you promise not to hit me?”

  18. “Handshakes are fine but you lot will need to change your names to Hammond and May if you want to continue under my leadership…”

  19. Paolo (@paulsteward40)
    12th August 2023, 14:01

    Have just started tractor driving lessons on the farm; might come in handy with this years car…….

  20. Clarkson: “My technical director James May is designing a 2025 F1 car using Meccano parts…”
    Ocon & Gasly: “We’re in!”

  21. To his delight, Gasly found a used car salesman who managed to sell his malfunctioning Morris Marina to an unsuspecting buyer.

  22. Alpine Team Boss – how hard can it be?

  23. ‘The weather? Sunny with a light breeze, with a slight chance of piano downpour, centered around underperforming automobiles’

  24. Coventry Climax
    12th August 2023, 15:58

    “You need more powerrrr!”

  25. My name’s Jeremy, I’m the new Head of PR and Marketing. You’re in good hands! What could possibly go wrong?

  26. Ah, Steven! Are you the French chap who stole another driver’s girlfriend?

  27. I reckon my Lambo could beat your Alpine.

  28. Horrible person with rotten teeth.

  29. “I love eating French! Come on, near”

  30. Alpine drivers meet the latest member of the senior driving academy

  31. “The meat here is cooked, right?”

  32. Ocon and Gasly hope that one of Clarkson’s infamous ‘coversions’ might help propel them up the grid, or at the very least across a river and down a snowy mountain.

  33. Esteban and Pierre agreeing with Clarkson that Peugeot’s are indeed rubbish!

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